"If revenge is ice-cream then Karma is also a bitch."
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Aaron
Today is the best day ever! My plan was successful and Iris paid for what she did. After lunch time, I had geography. As I entered the class, I saw the best scene. A big ass frown on Iris' face. When she saw me, I could feel the anger in her eyes. She clenched her fist and stormed towards me.
"You look hot when you are angry" I said to lighten the mood but it only made it worse. "What happened in the principal's office?" I asked quickly, meaning to change the topic before I get kicked in the dick again.
She looked towards the floor, bent down and acted like she was picking up something from the ground.
"Hey I found your nose. It was in my business."
"Princess, I already told you, you are my business."
She opened her mouth to say something but closed it again and just rolled her eyes.
"If I was given a penny for everytime you rolled your eyes, I would be rich by now" I said
Before she could say anything Mr Reynolds entered the class and we rushed back to our seats.
When the lecture got over, I walked out of the class and went towards my locker. I saw my bunch waiting for me at my locker.
"Hey bro, I just found out that there was a special offer at the bucks of the star and they are serving the drinks at half the price! When I saw it, I was soo happy, it was a dream come true! Not exactly because I dream about riding on a French fries all the way to the buck of stars with a unicorn on my back, leaving unicorn poop as we go! But the offer is only till 2. This is so not fair! Why would god do this to me?!" James said with, well I have no clue how to describe it.
"How about we bunk the lecture and go there?" I said smiling mischievously.
"Oh yeah! Let's get out of this hellhole!"
***
"It's my treat guys! Today I am in a great mood soo you assholes can order whatever you want, it is all on me" I said
I saw everyone's face light up as I say that.
"Here's the menu, what would you wanna eat today?" I glanced up to see a blondie, she had the perfect body and the perfect curves.
I could see Gwan practically drooling over her.
"I wanna eat you!" Gwan blurted out, from the look on his face I could see the he wasn't supposed to say that out loud.
Oh damn.
But the waitress just started blushing. She took a paper napkin and sided her digits over to Gwan.
Woaahh! He's damn lucky! But how can a girl ever refuse a guy with blonde hair and blue eyes like him.
The waitress winked at him and Gwan looked like in a second he would jump and tear her clothes out. Horny little bitch.
"Give us everything on the menu, the guy here is giving us a treat so why not take advantage of it" Jess winked at me.
The waitress just started at us giving a confused look.
After giving order I look at Sydney, she had a sad smile on her face and I knew exactly why. She had been in love with Gwan for ages but she never really told anybody about it, but I knew her all too well.
"Don't forget to use protection, I am too young to be a godfather!" I said joking, hoping to light up the mood.
"I'm going to the be the godfather you dumbass." Ethan and Jace said at the same time. They gotta stop doing that, it's too creepy!
It felt like the time passed by in just a blink of an eye. I would never get bored talking to them.
***
Just as we were leaving Starbucks all our phones chimed.
"Looks like we got some tea." said Gwan excitedly.
"You got a girlfriend and we get tea. Sounds fair." I jokingly said.
"Shit bro you got kicked on your dick by the chick who burned your hair." said Ethan and Jace simultaneously.
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