Being Badass With The Batfam

S1 E8

A/N:
This idea isn't mine. All credit for the idea for this chapter goes to @scatteredbeans.

Confessional - Bruce

"Well, I definitely know what happens when John visits for the week. He's gonna be an asshole and Whitney's gonna lose her shit. Ever since the wedding day, John and I started to hate each other more. Zee even had the guts to crash the wedding and object to the marriage! Who asked her to do that? I found out that John did! We obviously went through with the wedding, which pissed John off. I just want some peace for once. For Whitney's sake. Anyway, stay tuned for more of the amazing Wayne family!"

*Cue intro video.*

*Scene cuts to the living room where Bruce and John glare at each other for a few long minutes. Damian, Jason, Tim, and Dick already leave because they sense the tension. Whitney facepalms in annoyance, already knowing what's gonna happen.*

"So Whitney's still married to you? I'm impressed with the fact that she still puts up with your shit, Bruce. Considering the amount of women you slept with before her..."

"That's in the past, John. I'm happy with Whitney and you know it. I love her."

"Doubt it, mate. I was there at the scene when Selina talked shit about my sister. When you said you loved Whitney, you looked unsure. I could feel it."

"Bullshit. I didn't feel unsure, John!"

"Yes, you did! Zee analyzed the episode when she watched it and she told me that you had a longing look when Selina turned around to leave the manor, Bruce. In other words, you looked as if you still had feelings for her."

"That was then! I know who I love now and you can't change my mind. I'll show you that I'm good enough for your sister, John Constantine!"

"We'll see, Bruce Wayne. We'll see."

*Whitney walks out of the room in an attempt to calm down. She sighs as she thinks about her life so far.*

Confessional - Chelsea

"I'm sick of this bullshit. Whitney loves Bruce and John but every time they fight, it feels like they're forcing her to choose between them. I want our family to be a little less fucked up. Anyway. Damian is bringing his girlfriend, Wendy Jones, to meet John and the rest of Whitney's family. Let's hope that the men don't fuck up. I will lose my shit if anything happens."

*Scene cuts to the swimming pool where Whitney is sitting with her future sister in law, Zatanna Zatara. Both women are wearing their swimsuits. Zatanna smiles as she shows Whitney her engagement ring and Whitney smiles in response. Suddenly, Blaze walks in the area holding a baby. Blaze then gives said baby to Zee. Whitney tilts her head in confusion.*

"Zee, who's the baby?"

"Oh. This is Merliah, your niece. Her full name is Merliah Whitney Sindella Constantine."

"And you didn't fucking tell me?!"

"John wanted to surprise you, Whit."

"This is one hell of a surprise. May I hold her?"

"Of course."