"Everyone! This is Bunny-Chan"
"I feel sorry for it un. That it has to deal with...that"
"Senpai!"
I sweatdrop.
"Anyway don't listen to him Bunny-Chan!"
"That is leader-sama! That is Konan-Chan"
He says, pointing at an orange-haired man, then at the blue-haired woman.
"That is Kakuzu-Chan but I call him stitches"
He points at a tall man counting money who just grunts in response.
"That is Hidan-Chan who I call the old man"
"I AM NOT OLD YOU FUCKING BASTARD"
"YoUr HaIr Is GrEy!"
"IT'S SILVER YOU FUCKING COLOURBLIND PIECE OF SHIT"
"Moving on, that's' Deidara-Chan who I call Senpai"
"Stop saying chan, it makes me sound like I am a girl"
HOLD UP- THATS A MAN!?!?!?!
"That's Sasori no Danna. I call him doll"
On cue, a block of wood is thrown at Tobi. Tobi tilts his head to dodge it.
"Teehee~"
I sweatdrop.
"That's Zetsu-Chan"
He points at plant man.
"That is Kisame-Chan how I call Sharky"
The tall shark-like man looks up from his plate of sushi.
"And finally that's Itachi-Chan! I call him Weasel-Chan!"
Itachi looks at Tobi with his Sharingan activated.
"Weasel-Chan! You bully!"
Tobi runs back to his room screaming like a girl. Now I understand why his room is further away from everyone...
I am placed in the cramped cage as Tobi takes off his cloak and shoes. He dives under his covers, without taking off his mask.
"Night Bunny-Chan~
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Different Path (Kakashi AU)
ФанфикKakashi decided that he couldn't live his life being that "Perfect ninja". He went rogue after discovering a familiar chakra. Part of the Different Path series/
