𝒟𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒰𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 // 𝐵𝓎𝓁𝑒𝓇 + 𝐸𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓍

10-12-2020

(AN: There's a picture my friend sent me. I'm not sure if it's real, but if it is, Eddie better be Will's love interest. Also tysm for 1k reads!)

"I'm not a nerd, I just happen to like My Little Pony." Erica told Dustin.

"Can you shut up for two seconds?" Robin asked them as they continued to bicker. Stan, Bill, Richie, Eddie, Ben, Mike H, Lucas, Dustin, Erica, Steve, Robin, Johnathan, Nancy, and Holly were all in a room together and the door was locked.

"Robin, you're not gonna be able to unlock the door. Stop trying." Steve said.

"Stop being so negative. Does anyone have a hair clip or something?" Robin asked.

"I have a booby pin, will that work?" Nancy suggested.

"Yep, that'll be perfect." Nancy gave the hair clip to Robin. For just a second, their hands touched. The two could feel their checks start to heat up. Both Johnathan and Steve rolled their eyes.

"Are those two dating?" Ben asked.

"No." Lucas responded.

"What about the two boys?"

"No."

"Are any of them dating each other?"

"No."

"Is the little girl dating the curly haired guy?"

"Please never say those words ever again."

"Okay, I think we should address the situation we are in right now." Stan announced.

"I agree, I'll start. I'm Dustin. Now who the fuck are you people?" Dustin said.

"The losers." Mike said.

"Wow. You guys are such losers you even call yourselves that." Erica said.

"If we need to sacrifice someone, can it be her?" Dustin asked everyone.

"I say it should be Richie." Stan suggested.

"I second this." Eddie agreed.

"Really babe?" Richie asked.

"If you had let me have the hammock, I would say we keep you alive." Eddie explained.

"Listen, guys, this is really nice and all, but maybe we should be focusing on what the hell is happening?" Johnathan said.

"No thanks, I'd rather talk about killing Richie." Stan said.

"Again, who the fuck are you people?" Dustin asked again.

"Lucas." Lucas said.

"Gee, thanks. I never knew that."

"We're the Scoops Troop." Steve said, pointing to himself, Robin, Erica, and Dustin.

"You're all collectively one person named Scoops Troop?" Mike asked.

"Yes-" Steve started.

"No. I'm Robin, that's Steven, Dustin, and Erica. I seriously regret being a part of the Scoops Troop." Robin cut him off.

"Oh come on, that was fun."

"What was fun about that? Getting kidnaped by evil Russians and trying to explain to them that I work a minimum wage job so they don't kill me? Or the huge monster thing that possessed a kid that the evil Russians released trying to kill me? Which one?"

"The getting kidnaped by the evil Russians."

"Oh, yes, that was so much fun."

"If it makes you feel any better, I saw a rat explode." Johnathan chimed in.