𝒟𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒰𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 // 𝐵𝓎𝓁𝑒𝓇 + 𝐸𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓍

3-9-21

A/n: I'm finally back! Also I liked Shelby and Andrew's relationship but I'm gonna change it so Andrew is literally just Blaine Anderson but specifically Warbler Blaine.

Dustin: no one talk to me.

Lucas: no one was going to

Max: well i want to

Max: im intrigued about what's going on

Dustin: its too painful to talk about

Mike: over dramatic ass

Dustin: IM IN A TIME OF GRIEF AND THATS WHAT YOU SAY

Max: just tell us whats going on

El: why are you guys texting at 4 in the morning

Mike: why are you

Nancy: guys

Mike: go away

Nancy: robin and i just finished wandavision

Robin: nancy cried

Nancy: I did not

Dustin: stop reminding me of it 😔

Max: seriously?

Max: thats what you're so sad about

Dustin: did you even watch it?

Will: "so long, darling."

Nancy: STOP

Robin: the twins weren't even real but they felt like my kids 😣

Dustin: when Hayward shot at them and Monica

Steve: guess it's a good thing that Pietro wasn't there

Nancy: you guys are making me cry

Will: wanna know what's sad?

Will: Billy knew what was gonna happen because he can read minds.

Nancy: thats it im done

*Nancy has left 'Noah Neck'*

Max: why have we not changed the name

*Max changed the chat name to 'Sugar Free Sugar Cookies'*

Mike: why that name

Max: i saw them today and i cant stop thinking about it

Dustin: anyways

Dustin: you wanna know whats really sad?

Dustin: when Wanda is saying goodbye to Vision but the Up song is playing.

Will: oh

Will: i can see why Nancy left

Robin: but guess what

Robin: Agnes is hot as hell

Steve: literally every character in that show is amazing

Steve: except for hayward

El: can u all shut up

Lucas: guys

Lucas: i have something to confess.

Lucas: i am a gleek

Richie: um...

Richie: die

Richie: how can anyone like that shitty show

Eddie: your also a gleek

Richie: i know

Richie: but the show still sucks

Steve: wait

Steve: who is in this chat?

Mike: me

El: me

Will: me

Dustin: me

Max: me

Lucas: me

Robin: me

Johnathan: me

Billy: me

Erica: me

Richie: me

Eddie: me

Bev: me

Ben: me

Stan: me

Mike H: me

Bill: me

Cat: me

Mack: me

Blaine: me

Shelby: me

Mary-Anne: me

Nancy: me

Alexi: me

Robin: wait

Robin: i dont remember anyone adding some of you in

Robin: and didnt Nancy leave

Robin: and Alexi is dead

Alexi: you cant kill me 🥶💯😈

*Russian guy removed Alexi from 'Sugar Free Sugar Cookies'!"

Ben: who even is Alexi

El: omg

El: guys

El: we should have one of those group names like mang

Max: no

El: how about mewdmlrjsbrebbsmbcmbsmne

Max: no

Robin: anyways

Robin: who is dating who

Steve: ur so dumb

Steve: Mike and Will, El and Max, you and Nancy, Bill and Stan, Richie and Eddie, Ben and Bev, Dustin and Lucas, Blaine and Shelby, Mary-Anne and Mack

Steve: Johnathan, Mike H, Billy, Cat, and I are single

Robin: haha losers

A/n: I know this chapter was short but this was like an introduction chapter to set up the rest of the story. It'll get more interesting soon. Also who should I have the single people date? Word count: 555