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You and Ralph were driving home from a press conference he just attended
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"Everyone loved you, Ralph." you said
Before he could say anything else, you two heard a siren.
A police car was behind you
"What did we do?" you asked.
"I don't know." he looked just as confused as you were
He stayed below the speed limit, he wasn't drinking, you two didn't look suspicious whatsoever
What could you two have possibly done wrong?
He quickly pulled over
A cop walked over to Ralph's side of the car
"What's the matter, officer?" Ralph asked as he rolled his window down
"How old are you, son?" the cop asked
You two nearly choked on your burgers.
"I'm 22, officer." he replied
"Can I see an ID?"
Ralph quickly showed the cop his ID in his wallet
"How can you prove that this isn't a fake ID?" the cop crossed his arms
You nudged Ralph and gave him a copy of a Tiger Beat magazine you bought earlier that day with his profile on page 12.
You tried not to laugh at what was about to happen
Ralph looked down at his shoes and showed the magazine to the officer. It had a bunch little pictures of him and it had a little quiz on how much the reader loved him.
"Born November 4, 1961?" the officer said in surprise
Ralph smiled and nodded
"You don't look a day over 15, sir." he chuckled
The three of you chatted for a bit and the officer even asked for his autograph
The rest of the ride home was just you two laughing about the whole thing.
