Sidestreaker

Chapter 3- Collage roommate, Frat party and a Weird Car ride

Sam P.O.V. We arrive at the college as we get out the car, I took a good look sound. I got my box out from the car. "Oh my gosh! Look at this place, I feel smarter already! Ron can you smell it?" Our mom asks dad, he nod. "Yeah, smells like 40,000 dollars a year..." he said about. "Hey, cheapo!" mom rudely said back. "Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff... Just go ahead and check your dorm" Dad suggest, I nod walking inside the building. I take my papers out with my spare hand. I walk inside seeing a boy with an orange shirt hanging up posters. "Hey" I greet, the boy turns around. "Hey...You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo." He greets back, I set my box on the ground causing him to notice me. "So, I already set up the crib a bit... You want this side or that side?" he asked. "Uh... that side..." I reply. "Wise guy eh...". "You know what this is? This is the awkward moment...Yeah see, you're trying to see if I'm normal... I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy. Balanced, unmedicated, nothing under the crawl space..." I rambles on. "Good personal hygiene, won't stab me in my sleep." Leo continues. 

"No criminal record, won't steal anything." I said. "Including girlfriends." He replied. "Especially girlfriends." I said. "You got a girlfriend?" he asked. "I do. You?" I asked him. "No not a chance." Leo replies. "Then don't go after my girlfriend or my sister." I said. "Does she have a boyfriend and are you a techie?" He asked me. "Yes, she does a military one and yeah I'm a techie thanks to my sister." I replied. "Sweet! Follow me..." Leo says walking away. I went inside the room, Leo went in, seeing two more boys with their computers. I glance over to Sam who seek to be quite surprised. "Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at?" Leo announces to the two. "Servers almost online, Leo." One replied. "Networks up and running." The other said. "Beautiful, that's what I like to hear..." Leo says sitting on a table, I look at the screens seeing nothing, but pages opened. "That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder, my IT gurus..." Leo says pointing to a dark skin boy along with a long brown-haired boy with glasses. I wave slightly, while I look around. "Welcome to my empire, bro, TheRealEffingDeal.com. That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it..." Leo informs looking at us for any answer. 

"No... I haven't..." I answer, he sighs. "Well, that sucks..." Leo said. "What is all this for?" I asks. "See where I'm going, bro. Look, call me gross, I want to be a baby billionaire. Kitten calendars" Leo whispers the last part showing us two calendars with kittens on them. "That's where I started... Look at me now. Got to have dreams bro." leo continues. "Right..." I mutter before hearing Fassbinder speak up. "Leo, we got some new Shanghai vid!" one of the guys shouted. Was it Sharksy or Fassbinder? Sam couldn't remember. All he knew was that his college roommates were officially crazy. "Post it! FTJ! FTJ!" Leo shrieked, jumping up and down like crazy. "Fuel the jet!" The same guy (I was pretty sure his name was Fassbinder), however, was gaping at the video. "Dang, she's hot!" he exclaimed loudly. Leo looked pissed. "What the hell are you talking about?" he demanded. "Post it, post it!" But then he glanced at the video, and his eyes widened. "Holy mother of God," he muttered. "Look at those legs!" Sam, his curiosity getting the better of him, leaned around Leo so that he could see the video. When he did, his jaw dropped. He saw RJ and Optimus fighting a giant Decepticon that was at least three times as big as Optimus. Then he realized that his roommates were checking out his sister. "You might want to get your eyes off of her," Sam told his roommates, feeling that they needed to know what they were getting into. "She's dating someone and she's my sister." Everyone turned towards him with curious expressions. 

Then he remembered that the Autobots and N.E.S.T. soldiers weren't supposed to be real, and he hastily amended his statement. "Well, she would be if she was real. I mean, the whole thing looks fake." Their curious expressions turned to one of anger and disbelief. "Dude, it's not fake!" Fassbinder exclaimed. "The Internet is pure truth!" Leo said about the net. "We weren't there..." I said, Leo stands up looking at me. "'Comment or speculate'? And were suppose to cohabitate? No, listen okay? Don't be sucking the sack man!" Leo said. "W---" I started until being interrupted. "The ball sack...." Sharsky answers, while Fassbinder turns around. "Dude what kind of tool are you?" He ask, I was about to question if before Leo takes a step forward. "Mainstream media sack. They're lying to us, alright? Its alien man..."He says coming closer to us, we back up nodding. Before I could reply and preach the fakeness of the Internet, Fassbinder let out a curse. "Bad news. We just got scooped. The video's already up on GFR." Sharksy said. Leo let out a curse and threw down the box of kitten calendars that he had been showing me a few minutes earlier. "Dang it!" he shouted. "You work for me now..."I hear Leo say, I pop in coming in. "I work for you now. That's incredible. Its first day of collage, I got a career in a dinky Internet firm with a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff." I said sarcastically.