Marvel and Spider-man Oneshots

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this ones gonna be realy short just thought id update for yall lmao

Tony was freaking out, his kid was missing, or well he was until a few minutes ago. A video had been sent to Stark Tower with no return address, Tony was tapping his foot against the tiled floor his hands cupped together and placed against his mouth.

Natasha was setting the video up for the team to watch, and of course Tony was aggravated by how long it was taking. 

"Is there any way you could hurry up?" He grumbled out, looking at Tasha with teary eyes. Tasha who understood he was just worried for Peter only sighed and nodded, pressing the play button and moving back.

As the video started, Tonys breathed out his kid was on the screen, obviously a little banged up but healing well.

The video:

Peter looked at the screen, then behind it, he knew he should smile and show Tony he wasnt in pain or anything. He took a deep breathe and began speaking.

"Hey Mr Stark! It's me Peter!" He paused for a moment realizing how dumb it was to introduce himself he looked behind the camera again. "Can we redo that? That sounded dumb-" He squeaked and ducked as a plate was thrown at him, you could hear it crash in the background. 

He turned back to the camera, "Ok i get it I'll stop, anyways WOW let me tell ya, the hospitality here? TERRIBLE!!" Grumbling could be heard behind the camera as Peter looked behind it again, rolling his eyes he spoke, "can y'all shut up im trying to speak to the camera! Anyways," he began again turning to the camera, "as i was saying the living conditions here are almost as bad as the hospitality, its gross." He mimicked a gagging sound, as a stern voice was heard.

"ENOUGH, keep going!" Peter rolled his eyes again, "A few people here though are pretty smart! So overall.. maybe 1 star out of 5 for me personally... whats my next line again?" 

An inaudible voice grunted out a few words and Peters eyes went wide, "you want me to say that?" another grunt, "I am not worth that much? Who do you think i am? Brad Pitt?" 

Another plate was thrown at him and once again he ducked, the crashing noise erupting around him again. He rolled his eyes, "Give me a better offer, maybe a little lower I come with a lot of emotional baggage and flaws i am not worth that much." A grunt came from behind the camera again, something along the lines of 'just say it or auntie may is next'.

Peter nodded immediately obviously getting serious, his fingers were tapping rapidly as he spoke he knew Cap would understand what he was saying. "They want 1 billion dollars.." His fingers hurt but he was getting the message across. 

The camera turned to face the Hydra logo, as multiple voices said "HAIL HYDRA" 

The video crackled out after that, Tony was left feeling better because he knew Peter was alright. Cap looked at Tony "i know where he is, suit up boys lets get out of here!" Natasha coughed slightly, and Cap blushed, "sorry, Boys and Ladies!"

When Peter returned Tony gave him a stern talking to about what he was worth.