this shit again (naruto random Stories)

Bad! Bad Naruto!

(Sasuke did not leave the village and )

Sasuke: AHHHHH! No! Leave me alone! *running across Konoha and screaming*

Naruto:*chasing Sasuke* Oh come on Sasuke! Get back over here!

Sasuke: *realizes that Naruto is right hind him* HOLY SHI- SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

Naruto: shut up Sasuke or someone will think you are being kidnapped! and a ninja being kidnapped is pretty pathetic.

Sasuke: BITCH! YOU ARE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!!!

Naruto: Come on Sasuke~ I never said I was going to kidnap you I just wanted to talk~

Sasuke: BULL SHIT! * sees sakura*

sakura: *walking home from the grocery store*

Sasuke: SAKURA! SAKURA PLEASE HELP ME!

Sakura: huh? Sasuke? what is the matter?

Sasuke: *runs and hides behind the sakura* you got to help me! Naruto is after me!

Sakura: what did you two baffoons do now? *puts an arm in front of Sasuke in a protective stance*

Naruto: Sasuke~ where are you~

Sakura: oh god Sasuke what did you do

Sasuke: Me! I didn't do anything.

sakura: this is bad like really bad.

Sasuke what! wh-why! Wreath do you m-mean b-bad!

Sakura: worse than bad sasuke. worse. You made him * whispers*

Sasuke: * looking for naruto who has just vanished* W-what did y-you say I couldn't h- oh shit! he's gone!

Sakura: *grabs something out of her side pouch* Okay whatever you do just don't move.

Sasuke: y-your n-not going to h-hurt him? Are you?

Sakura:sssshhhhhh

Sasuke*whispers* so what made him like this.

Sakura: you did Sasuke. you are insane.

Sasuke: me!? w-what did I do!? Naruto was the one who walked in on me!?

Sakura: walked in on you doing what exactly?

Sasuke: *blushes* w-well umm... you see...

Sakura: don't tell me that he-

Sasuke: It not my fault! He is the one who barged in on me half naked

Sakura: witch half?

Sasuke: w-well umm.

Sakura: Sasuke which half!?

Sasuke: the top half.

Sakura: oh god. Sasuke what have you done?

Naruto: Oh sasuke~ where did you go~

Sakura: I don't think it has ever been this bad. *grips the object she took out of her pouch*

Sasuke: w-what bad. w-why is he like this?

Sakura: you seriously don't know you made him... well *mumbles*

Sasuke: I made him what?! Is he going to-

Naruto: come out Sasuke~ its okay~i won't hurt you~

Sasuke and Sakura: shit

Sasuke: so what did you say I did to him...

Sakura: I said you made him-

Naruto: * appear behind Sasuke* Horny

Sasuke: AAHHH! SHIT!! *runs*

Naruto: * grads Sasuke by the collar* your mine now~hahaha *picks up sasuke*

Sasuke: AAAHHHHH!! NNNNOOOO PLEASES DON'T! SAKURA HEL-

sakura: *sprays naruto with water* NO NARUTO! BAD NARUTO! BAD!

Naruto: *hisses and grows still holding on to Sasuke*

Sakura: drop it naruto!

Naruto: *growels*

Sakura: Drop. it. now.

super confused Sasuke: *squirming in naruto's grasp*

Naruto: but sakura-

Sakura: *sprays him again* No but's! let him go!

Naruto: *whimpers and puts Sasuke down*

Sakura: Now go to your room and when you calmed down come back and apologize to Sasuke. Understand.

Naruto: *pouts and looks back at a very scared Sasuke that was still on the ground* fine

Sakura: good. now go to your room!

Naruto: yes sakura-sans * turns and walks home*

Sasuke: what the hell was that? He is like the combination of a child and a cat

Sakura: Its fox actually *helps Sasuke to his feet*

Sasuke: what?

Sakura: nothing!? Here *hands Sasuke the spray bottle* you are going to need this more than I do.

Sasuke: um thanks. I guess

Sakura: Call me if he does that again.

Sasuke: don't need to tell me twice. Thanks again Sakura

Sakura: no problem anyways I need to head back home. Good night Sasuke

Sasuke: um yeah good night. Wait! did this happen more than once, Sakura?

Sakura: *laughs nervously* um if you don't remember then it is for the best.

Sasuke: wait... So it has happened to ME MORE THEN ONCE!? Sakura? Where did she go?

~back at Naruto's bedroom~

Naruto: *sitting on his bed grovelling* stupid Sakura had me go to my room. When I almost had him too. Ugh, I swear next time I won't hold back as much as I did. But then again Sasuke looked like he was going to shit himself... but whatever.