(modern/high school AU and naruto's parents are alive)
Naruto: mama I am home and I brought home Sasuke with me.
Sasuke: *Che. You call your mother 'mama'
Naruto: Don't 'che' me!
Kushina: *walks to the door* well hello there! My name is kushina, I am naruto's mother.
Sasuke: h-hello. I-I am naruto's... partner for science!
Kushina: Well dear, it is nice to meet you, and please make yourself at home.
~✨awkward silence✨~
Naruto: um... Yeah, Sasuke can I talk to you in my room!
Sasuke: yep! Let's go!
*Naruto and Sasuke run up the stairs like the devil is changing them*
Kushina:...
*in naruto's room where everyone is whisper yelling*
Naruto: What the hell was that!
Sasuke: I don't know I panicked!
Naruto: you are my boyfriend! Not my science partner! I am gay, not smart!
Sasuke: I know! I am sorry!
Naruto: so what are we going to do for an hour!
Sasuke:😏😏😏
Naruto: no!
Sasuke: what! I just want to cuddle. You are so dirty-minded.
Naruto: nobody makes that face when they want to cuddle! Nobody!!!
*An hour later*
Kushina: Boys! come downstairs! time to eat!
Naruto: *looks at Sasuke* what are we going to do! they think we are partners, not partners!
Sasuke: we just got to go downstairs and tell them!
naruto: HOW!
Sasuke: *flails arms around* jagheus-
Kushina: boys! Come downstairs! ... NOW!
Naruto: shit! Let's go!
*Downstairs*
Kushina: honey
Minato: yes!
Kushina: what do you think Naruto's relationship with that boy is?
Minato: think that they are just partners
Kushina: hm? I don't know? They look more like close friends to me.
Minato: yeah, a little too close.
Naruto: what you guys talking about! *Takes seat at the table*
Sasuke: *sits next to Naruto* ???
Minato: oh nothing! So you must be Sasuke?
Sasuke: yes. And you must be his father? You look exactly like him.
Minato: yes! We get that a lot! Hey, Naruto?
Naruto: what's up?
Minato: can you go help your mom in the kitchen.
Naruto: um... Okay, come on Sasuke let-
Minato: no, no. I want to have a talk with sasuke, alone *smiles*
Sasuke: *gulps*
Naruto: um... Ooookkkkaaaaayyyyy? *Slowly leave the table*
Sasuke: did it just get hotter in here or is it just me?
Minato: *drops smile and crosses arms* what is your Interest in my son
Sasuke: huh!? Wwhhhaaattt! I- pfff- I have no interest- me!? I- I don't even know your son!? Hehe. 'Please just end me' *Super embarrassed*
Minato: *face 0.o* what the fu-
Naruto: *enters room*
Sasuke oh thank god!
Naruto: CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
Sasuke: I take it back!
Naruto: MOM DAD I AM GAY FOR SASUKE UCHIHA OKAY! HE IS MY BOYFRIEND!
Kushina: ✨ BOYFRIEND!✨
Minato: BOYFRIEND!?
Sasuke: please kill me *hit head off the table*
Minato: gladly!
Kushina and Naruto: NO!
Kushina: is this true?
Naruto: yes. I am in love with Sasuke.
Sasuke: hehehehe... *Being glared a Minato and sweating nervously*
Minato: Naruto, I have no problem with you being gay. But you are too Young! You are still a baby!
Naruto: DAD I AM 16!
Kushina: yeah and you are old enough to love who you want :) right, Minato!
Minato: but- but- but-
Kushina: no but! Naruto Sasuke I am very happy for you two!
Naruto: thanks mom!
*After dinner and Sasuke's parents are there to pick him up*
Kushina: Naruto! Sasuke's parents are here!
Naruto: ok! Come on Sasuke time to go.
Sasuke: but I don't want to~, your bed is so comfortable~ *half-awake*
Naruto: your bed is like twice the size of mine! So get up it is time to go
Sasuke: uuuuhhhhhgggg! Fine!
Both: *go dowdownstairsKushina: you read to go! Minato is out side talking to your parents.
Sasuke: I am read- oh I left my jacket up stairs.
Kushina: Naruto be a deer and get it for him please!
Naruto: sure. *Leaves upstairs*
Kushina: hey Sasuke!
Sasuke: yes?
Kushina: if you ever hurt my baby in any way shape or form or even lay a finger on him I will rip you bayou off and end your blood bloodline.
Sasuke: y-yes ma'am
Naruto: Sasuke here's your jacket!
Sasuke: aaahhh!Ohh umm... Thank you! I am going to go now! *Runs to car*
Kushina: huh? I wonder what has gotten into him?
Naruto: what did you say to him?
Kushina: what? I didn't say anything to him.
Naruto: right. *Waves goodbye to the Uchiha's* well I am going to sleep. Goodnight
Kushina: good night!
YOU ARE READING
this shit again (naruto random Stories)
HumorThis entire book is just some funny naruto scenarios I thought of so here we go. There will be some behind the seance for some of my other naruto books (when I finally post them!) in this as well and you best believe that there will be fillers in he...
