(team seven were on a mission and got hit with a gender-swapping Jutsu)
Sasuke: Where is Naruto? He is later than Kakashi.
Sakura: do you think he is having difficulties being a girl?
Kakashi: maybe? Maybe he's- or she I should say is having difficulties tying his hair.
Sasuke: you think that? I could tie my hair fine but I did learn from my brother... He's probably figuring out how to tie his hair. Let's go and find him.
Sakura: well come on! *Start to walk to Naruto's house*
*At Naruto's house*
Sasuke: *knocks on Naruto's door*
Naruto: *groans* huh? Sakura is that you?
Sasuke: no it's Sasuke but Sakura is with me
Naruto: umm... Maybe come another time Sasuke- AAAHHH... Ow
Sasuke: Naruto are you okay?
Naruto: I am fine- AAAHHH... Owowowow. *Groans*
Sakura: you are not fine! We are coming in! *Walks in Naruto's house
Naruto: wait for don't- *wrapped in a blanket that got blood smeared all over it*
Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL NARUTO!? You are not fine!
Naruto: no! Maybe? OOOWWW
Sasuke: we need you to get you to a hospital!
Sakura: Sasuke calm down.
Sasuke: Calm down Naruto is dying!!
Sakura: Naruto is not dying. Tho it gone feel like it okay Naruto.
Naruto: my organs feel like they are being ripped out.
Sakura: well at least your not pregnant.
Naruto: true
Sasuke: what the hell is going on? Naruto is bleeding everywhere he needs to go to a hospital!
Sakura: Naruto is not dying. Come on Naruto let's go to the bathroom. *Helps Naruto to his feet and walks to the bathroom*
Sasuke:..... What the actual fuck?
Sakura: * pokes head out the door* Sasuke I need you to run to my house and go to my room's bathroom and get purple and black box's from under the sink okay?
Sasuke: umm... Yeah okay, sure *runs to sakura's how to grab the box*
Naruto: when did you say this will be over
Sakura: almost a week remember
Naruto: oh yeah- ow!
Sakura: I am going to run you a bath.
Naruto: thank you
Sasuke: okay I am back!
Sakura: Oh good! now can you go to the store and pick up pain killers, a heating pad, and chocolate lot and lots of chocolate please! thank you!
Sasuke: um... yeah sure, ok
Naruto: Ow!
Sasuke: are you sure we shouldn't take naruto to the hospital?
Sakura: yes! now get me those things!
Sasuke: Okay! Okay!
YOU ARE READING
this shit again (naruto random Stories)
HumorThis entire book is just some funny naruto scenarios I thought of so here we go. There will be some behind the seance for some of my other naruto books (when I finally post them!) in this as well and you best believe that there will be fillers in he...
