(modern/high school au)
*Kiba, Shikamaru, Naruto, And Sasuke are studying together at Naruto's house*
Kiba: *starts to record Sasuke and Naruto on his phone* *starts talking in a posh British accent* it is two wild gays in there natural habitat *snickers* the seem to be studying together something a lot of the straights do but is all a-*laughs* it is all a "snickers* it all just an act, so they can perform the mating ritual when the straights are gone *, laughs*
Sasuke: *hides face behind a book in embarrassment*
Naruto: *looks up from his books and sigh deeply then looks at Kiba* yeah idiot, we can here you
Kiba: *laugh harder*
Naruto: *gets up and walks towards Kiba*
Kiba: seems like I have aggravated the wild gay by embarrassing its mate
Naruto: you little- *charges at Kiba*
Kiba: wait! no-*wheezing and running from Naruto* *jumps on to Naruto's bed holding hands s phone above his head*
Shikamaru: *walks in the room using the bathroom* what the hell...
Kiba: look there is a wild lazy pineapple not too far from the wild gays *laughs*
Shikamaru: *whispers* hey Sasuke what has happened since I left like 30 seconds ago.
Sasuke: * remove the book from his face* Kiba is documenting what he calls me and Naruto "wild gays"
Shikamaru: *snickers* funny
Naruto: this is not funny *Naruto jumping on the bed trying to reach Kiba's phone.
Sasuke: I am a little *spins to see Naruto and Kiba fighting over the phone*
Naruto: you are supposed to be on my side so help me *feels betrayed*
Sasuke: *leans back in his chair* I am good the view is great tho.
Kiba and Shikamaru: *wheezing*
Naruto: *has stopped jumping and is now redder than a tomato*
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this shit again (naruto random Stories)
HumorThis entire book is just some funny naruto scenarios I thought of so here we go. There will be some behind the seance for some of my other naruto books (when I finally post them!) in this as well and you best believe that there will be fillers in he...
