Yo mama so fat here portrait fell off the wall
Yo mama so ugly he looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama so fat she had a real horse on her polo shirt
Yo mama so poor she does a drive-by from the bus
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama so fat, gravity couldn't hold her down
Yo mama so fat that when she opened her parachute she just kept falling
Yo mama so stupid she doesn't know how to open a paper bag
Yo mama so poor that when she went to a bank she owed them 20 million bucks
Yo mama so dumb she didn't know how to grab the TV remote
