Once the intro had stopped playing, today's news anchors walked up to the desk.
"Good evening and we welcome you to Toon Cable News!" Oscar Peltzer announced.
"That's Oscar and I'm Hedgehog, and we'll be tonight's news anchors." Hedgehog added as she straightened out her papers. "To start off we got a real doozy for all of you. I hope you're all excited because it was recently announced by Hulu that the famous Warner Brothers...
"And sister!" A voice called from off-set, cutting her off.
"...Will be coming back for a whole new generation, wackier and zanier than ever!"
"That's right Hedgehog." Oscar agreed. "In fact, we have them right here right now as special guests! So please come on in you three!"
On cue, the wacky siblings all bounced their way in and sat down on the chairs provided.
"Good to meet you guys." Oscar greeted with a grin as he shook their hands.
"Right back at you, Oscar." Yakko replied.
"So tell us, what do you feel about getting a whole new reboot?" Hedgehog asked.
"I'll be honest with you, we're really excited." Yakko said. "I just hope they don't blunder in anyway. We'll either not live up to the potential or suck be sucked dry."
"In more ways than one." Wakko added.
"I'm not gonna comment on that." Oscar said with a blush.
"Are you sure it's because you won't be able to relate?" Dot asked.
Oscar's blush darkened as he covered his face with his script.
"I've been on the internet for too long." He squeaked before clearing his throat. "Let's move on. What about you, Dot? What do you think of all this?"
"I just wanna say that if you're watching and pull anything funny, I'd like to give you a piece of my mind." Dot said as she pulled out a box and placed it on the desk. "And here it is."
The anchors looked inside and immediately closed it.
"You aren't kidding." Hedgehog noted as Dot took the box back.
"Well, it's been fun having you guys here." Oscar said before he noticed something. "Hey, wasn't I wearing a watch and friendship bracelet?"
"Wakko, give it back." Yakko scolded his brother.
Wakko then handed Oscar his watch and bracelet.
"All of it." Yakko pressed on.
With that, Wakko proceeded to give Oscar back his wallet, phone, socks, shoes, underwear and a magazine.
"Hang on, I don't own this!" He said, his face flushed red.
"That's mine." Yakko said, snatching it out of Oscar's hand.
"So much for my first time." Oscar pouted.
"That's what she said too." Yakko replied.
"Reporting, I mean!" The elephant corrected, before leaning in and whispering as quietly as he could. "But in all seriousness, what was it like? Wait, aren't a little young to be talking about stuff like this?"
"I'll tell you sometime." The eldest Warner said. "Goodnight, everybody!"
With that, the zany siblings dashed out of the studio, leaving only clouds in their shapes before those dissipated.
"What did you ask him?" Hedgehog asked.
"You don't wanna know." Oscar replied. "Moving on to our second story, the equine troublemaker simply known as Pony has gotten himself into what could be his stickiest situation. Literally."
"To learn more, we have Max on the scene covering this event." Hedgehog added.
"Thanks, guys. Yes, as you can see here, a truck of the Sweet Stuff corporation was delivering taffy for the upcoming Halloween rush, when through a seriously bizarre chain of even has this horse, his owner and the truck driver stuck to the truck, leaving local authorities to scrape them off and pondering how this happened." Max reported as he held his microphone up to Pony. "Any comments on this?"
"What can I say? I love taffy!" Pony said, blissfully ignorant of the gravity of their situation.
"You know, despite all the trouble he causes, I can never stay mad at him." Annie said.
Max then pulled some taffy of the truck before eating it.
"That's all from me, guys. Back to you. I'm gonna help with the clean up." Max said as we cut back to the studio.
"That's gross!" Oscar retched.
"Anyway, let's go to our next story." Hedgehog said. "The town of Springfield has become hotbed of extraterrestrial activity with report flying in with aliens causing all sorts of havoc."
"These aren't the sweet friendly kind we met, aren't they?" Oscar asked.
"Nope." Hedgehog said. "Their reasons for this is currently unknown. But-"
"Oh, jeez! Oh man!" Roger from American Dad laughed as he barged in. "Let me just set a couple things straight. Those are just my cousin's kids! They like to cause trouble, but hey! That's kids for you."
"What are you doing here?" Oscar asked.
"I do what I want!" Roger bragged as he barged back out.
"Well, at least we have an answer." Oscar said.
"Why don't we go to Susie with the weather?" Hedgehog requested as we cut to Susie.
"Why am I the weather reporter? I should've been the anchor." Susie said with a pout.
"We drew out of a hat fair and square, Susie!" An offstage crew member scolded. "Just do it."
"Fine, but I better be the anchor next time we do this." She grumbled.
"That's unlikely."
"Let's get this over with. With the colder months moving in, expect gloomy weather for the coming weeks. Also, bring an umbrella, especially if you live in a tropical zone because we predict a 70% chance of rain. It's also the reason why most sports have been canceled, so we canceled the sports segment." Susie reported before she quickly moved away from the monitor behind her. "And I am not getting crushed by that thing! I've seen those previous episodes."
"Thank you, Susie." Oscar said. "For final story tonight, fashion designer Cory Ludwig is facing heavy lawsuits for designing clothes that allegedly and randomly explode. That's silliest thing I think I'll ever-"
Oscar was cut off when his suit exploded, leaving him covered in soot and in his underwear. The same thing then happened to Hedgehog, then Susie, then Max. Then, all over the Toonieverse, random people's clothes exploded.
"Would you look at that." Oscar coughed.
"I can see why some people hate getting this job." Hedgehog added.
