"I know this isn't Nathaniel is it?"
"Nope! You guessed right and today you win a conversation with the coolest! The baddest and the most handsome-"
"Oh, sweet Jesus."
"You don't seem to enjoy my company. But I enjoy yours and your everlasting affection and kindness are just so appreciated."
"Shove it up your ass, I don't know why I keep calling you!"
"Because you cherish our conversations! I walk past here everyday! So you know- if you want to keep this amazing ritual up!"
"I have no comment."
"That's fine. Should we introduce ourselves to each other? I don't want to make it seem like I'm rushing our relationship-"
"What relationship?! Jesus Christ, I have a better chance of having a civilized conversation with my cat!"
"But civilized is no fun! Let's break our nonexistent square! Or circle, whatever one it is."
"See what I'm talking about?"
"Not at all, okay. You start. What's your name?"
"Nunya'."
"I need to have a serious ass conversation with whoever is naming you guys! Nunya? What the hell type of name is that?"
"Nunya Business."
"Sly mother trucker."
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Telephone Therapy ✓
Short StoryTwo teenagers, one payphone, one wrong number. What could possibly go right? ✦ "Hey hey, pretty stranger." "Hey hey, stranger." "Wow, just stranger? Not even devilishly handsome witty stranger?" "Take it or leave it." "Duly noted." ✦ Do not transla...
