"You haven't called me for the past two days, woman! I can't go that long without human interaction!"
"I know, I'm sorry."
"What's wrong? You sound like someone peed in your coffee."
"Where do you come up with this stuff?"
"My google searches consist of things like, 'cheesy lines for a pretty girl'."
"How can you know if I'm pretty? You haven't seen me yet!"
"You sound super pretty. What can I say? I'm psychic."
"More like psychotic."
"Haha very funny."
"You make me want to rip out my hair sometimes."
"Don't do that, don't hurt yourself, woman. I know that I'm charming and all but no physical damage needs to be taken."
"If cocky was a person, it would be you."
"If sweet persona was a person, it would be you."
"Jesus August."
"I like it when you say my name-that sounds creepy as shit. I'm sorry."
"Haha!"
"You never laugh, you should do it more."
"I have nothing to laugh about."
"Now you have me to laugh with!"
"No, I have you to drive me crazy."
"Fine with me."
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Telephone Therapy ✓
Short StoryTwo teenagers, one payphone, one wrong number. What could possibly go right? ✦ "Hey hey, pretty stranger." "Hey hey, stranger." "Wow, just stranger? Not even devilishly handsome witty stranger?" "Take it or leave it." "Duly noted." ✦ Do not transla...
