How You Get The Girl (Finished)

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Messenger

10 - 04

Lennox Sorensen

Ayana:
Ang sakit na ng mga paa ko

Lennox:
You're wearing heels again?

Ayana:
Yup, duh 🙄

AND BY THE WAY, NASAAN NA BA PINSAN MO?

MYGHAD, IT'S BEEN LIKE 30 MINS PERO HINDI PA RIN SIYA DUMADATING, ALIMANGO!!!

Is he planning to ghost me?!

Lennox:
SHOCKING!!!! 🙀

Ayana:
Siraulo ka talaga forever!

Supposed to be mauuna siya rito sa restaurant at ako 'yung malelate, dapat ganun 'yun kapag mag-aask ka ng date! Dapat babae ang last na darating!

But thirty minutes na pero he's still not coming

God, nag-ayos pa ako ng todo

Lennox:
That's double standards, Miss Minchin 🙄

Men can be late in dates too

Ayana:
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LATE ON A DATE WITH A GIRL?

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR IT?!

Lennox:
WELL, YOU TOLD ME I'M A MANWHORE SO NO

SAKA, PATIENCE, MISS MINCHIN

YOU'RE BECOMING AN URSULA

Maybe Ordoveza got stuck in the traffic

Ayana:
WHERE ARE YOU EVEN

Lennox:
I'm partying

Ayana:
WELL, DO SOMETHING

Lennox:
Just wait, Miss Minchin

He'll come

Seen. 9:01pm.

09:45pm

Lennox:
Ayana

Did you bring your sneakers?

Ayana:
Huh, no

Lennox:
Well, you're lucky that I got some extra crocs in my car, it's a little bigger but it'll do

Stop sulking, he's not coming anymore

I messaged and called him but he didn't reply nor called back

Ayana:
Hay, I know

How do you even know that I'm still here

Lennox:
On your left, from the window

I'm outside

Ayana:
Pucha, kanina ka pa diyan?!

Hindi ba't nasa party ka pa?

Lennox:
Well, it was annoying since si Corey lang lang kasama ko, Brooklyn and the others weren't there

And Corey started making out in front of me with this girl he just met at the club

Ayana:
🙄

EH DI HUMANAP KA RIN NG KALANDIAN MO, SIMPLE

Lennox:
I don't feel like it

Besides, I'm injured, remember?

I can't hump and dump

Ayana:
Whatever

Nakainis talaga kayong magpinsan

Lennox:
Dinadamay mo pa ako

Stop sulking and get out already

I'm hungry and I bet you are

Or gusto mong kumain na lang diyan?

Ayana:
Ayoko

Masyadong mahal

Doon tayo sa Jollibee, sa may kabila

Pahiram ako ng crocs mo

Lennox:
YES, BOSS

Ayana:
Dapat libre mo

SAKA HUWAG KANG TUMAWA SA SUOT KO, NAKASLEEVELESS AKO, MALAKI ANG BRASO KO, ALAM KO

Lennox:
Wala naman akong sinasabi

Ayana:
CHE, NAKITA KITANG TUMATAWA

Lennox:
Magpapalibre ka, remember?

Bawal ang maging Miss Minchin

Ayana:
Ang epal mo talaga kahit kailan

Lennox:
You're welcome

Ayana:
Pahiram ng jacket

Halo-halo tayo after, huwag ka ng magreklamo

Seen. 9:55pm.