Drarry Oneshots (𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆)

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Author: alfisha ( on ao3)

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it was just a normal day.

that is, until harry heard the voices.

actually, just the one voice. his draco's voice.

the thing that confused him was, the words he was saying.

"i've waited for you for so long..."

anger coursed through harry's veins. was draco cheating on him? did he really think harry wouldn't find out?

as he was about to burst in, draco said something else.

"you looked so good at breakfast... good enough to eat..."

harry had had enough. he threw open the door to his and draco's shared dorm - the nerve - but stopped short when he saw what his boyfriend was doing.

he had expected to see draco with someone else, someone... real.

what he saw instead, was quite strange. and, he had to admit, rather amusing.

draco hadn't noticed him yet, too caught up in his own... activities to pay any attention to his boyfriend.

instead, he was laying on his stomach, making lovey-eyes at a round, green apple. harry watched in bewilderment as draco licked the green skin sensually, watched him shiver in delight.

what the fuck-

"dray?" he spoke hesitantly, watching in confusion as draco sat up abruptly, hiding the apple behind his back as he stared wide-eyed at harry. "why are you molesting an apple?"

"i-i... uh... it's-it's not what y-you think-" draco stumbled over his words, which only shocked harry more. draco, who was so put-together, stuttering?!

he had thought he'd never see the day.

harry stood silently, waiting for an explanation that didn't come. he blinked, and noticed draco sweating nervously.

"are you... cheating on me... with an apple?" he asked, unable to keep the humour from his tone.

draco suddenly seemed to become aware of himself, and straightened his back, his usual smirk back on his face and his expression calm and collected.

"what if i am?"

harry couldn't help it - he collapsed laughing.

"what-" he started, then was cut off with his own laughs. he tried again. "what's the lucky fruit's name?"

draco grinned at him, clearly glad harry wasn't mad. "fuji." he answered.

this only made harry laugh more. he sat on the bed, not trusting himself to keep his balance. draco smiled at him, revealing the green apple once again.

"oh god, dray," harry gasped out, wiping away tears. "you're so strange."

draco just kept smiling, and pulled harry into a hug, planting a kiss amongst the mass of black hair.

"no matter how sexy that apple is, you'll always be my number one, potter."