Drarry Oneshots (𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆)

Sausage and Bagel

(This is mainly Blarion but I just wanted to add because why not and because it has minor Drarry)

Top!Blasie

Bottom!Ron

Author: melanie_bbx

"Oh my god what's that horrible sound?" Pansy groaned and covered her ears with Blaise's pillows on the couch

"My neighbour" Blaise said plainly, opening the fridge "What do you want? Wine? Soda? Orange juice? Beer?"

"A soda please, I'm about to meet Hermione's parents and I am not going to get myself drunk" Pansy sighed deeply

"Ah, meeting the parents, is that why you're dressed so formal? Like a..."

"Person with a horrible style, I know, I thought they'd love to see their child being with someone...who's responsible" She waved her wand and Accio the soda from Blaise's opened fridge

"You're responsible, Pansy...in a way" Blaise shrugged and grabbed a beer bottle, walking back to the couch "Just relax, it's going to be alright"

"Yes I kno—...seriously, you need to do something with that sound" Pansy rolled her eyes and opened the soda can, pouring it into a cup nearby, a singing voice still echoed to their apartment "I mean, that voice sounds like a dying whale. That guy needs to fix on it, like...never sing at all"

"After three months, I just got used to it" He shrugged and chugged down his beer "Plus I'm not always at home, but when I do...he's singing"

"Ugh, horrible" Pansy grumbled "Have you thought of—..."

"Silencing Charm?" Blaise cut her off and she nodded "Been there done that, the charm never last long, it's like...he can break through it"

"Have you ever seen him?"

"No, just his voice, plus I go to work early so we never really bump into each other"

"Plus you look like a scary ass man" Pansy laughed and smacked Blaise's arm, she looked around the room and tilted her head "I don't get it"

"What?"

"You are loaded with money, Blaise, you're like...rich as fuck, but you just decided to live in a Muggle neighbourhood? In this average flat?"

"I've been living my whole life in a Manor with so many rooms that I don't even go in" He said "It's just...not cozy, and thanks to Draco's husband and your girlfriend, I learned how to live with Muggles, they're not that bad, the old lady Dorothy from next door is kind, she gave me biscuits a few times"

"Aww, you're swooned by Muggles" Pansy snorted "But I get it, Hermione taught me a lot about Muggles too. But...this flat?"

"I like it small and cozy, Pansy, shut up" He rolled his eyes

"Alright, I kno—wait, what is he singing now?" Pansy pressed her ear to the wall and listened carefully

'Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here" Blaise smirked at what the bloke was singing

"I believe it's Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, that guy loves her" Blaise replied, he had heard the bloke sang this song before, many times. He had moved in this flat for over a year now, and he loved it, it wasn't too flashy, but not too out of style either, the walls might not be soundproof but it was alright, he had been living in his mother's manor after the war, and it was lonely, he thought, then he told Pansy and Draco that, which led to Harry and Hermione helping him get a flat in the Muggle neighbourhood, it was quick, then he learned a few things or two about Muggles, it was nice and he realised his view on the Muggles that he knew before was completely wrong, Muggles are fine. His life here in this flat was happy and all until that singing bloke arrived about six months ago, he sang all the time, in the morning, at noon, at night, sometimes even in the middle of the night, that happened once and Blaise didn't know why. He has never met the guy, but Blaise was sure he was some kind of unemployed bloke that stayed at home all day and just...sing. His voice did sound like a dying whale, like Pansy said, he didn't know why the bloke still sang like he was Celine Dion, and yes, Blaise listened to Muggles music, Hermione showed it to him, and he kinda loved her, okay he loved her a lot, secretly, the woman was an amazing singer. He was also sure he would never want to meet this bloke, it was better not to meet the owner of that terrible voice anyway.