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Author: Ladderofyears, PollyWeasley ( on ao3)
short and sweet lol :)
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Harry Potter wasn't a man for fancy clothes.
Of course, Harry liked presents well enough. Liked a nice, cuddly Weasley jumper. He liked a nice warm pair of knitted socks made by Hermione, or even one of her (slightly misshapen) hats.
Harry was even known to wear a scarf made from the shredded fluff of a Puffskein, because it was one of Luna's special designs (and it was fully guaranteed: no Puffs hurt in the making of this garment.)
But Harry Potter wasn't ever a man to shop for these items. Merlin, no.
That was a role entirely reserved for his fiancé, Draco Malfoy.
Draco just loved to shop. Every tailor, garment-maker and shoe-saleswizard lived for the day that his white-blond head bounded though their door for, as sure as night follows day, a full till of Galleons would soon result.
The problem, as Harry saw it, was storage.
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"Draco... I'm not sure you actually need three pair of Manolo Blahniks? I mean... The price of this pair alone. Three of these could have paid our flat deposit..."
"I'd hardly expect a hair-brain such as yourself to notice the difference, Potter. There's a myriad of subtle differences. The leather, the heel... No, love. I must have them all."
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"And you need two identical Gucci suits, Draco? I wasn't aware you spent so much time in the muggle world..."
"Circe. Don't expect me to dress like a scarecrow just because you've made it a fashion statement. They're perfect for lazing at the weekend."
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"And the collection of Louis Vuitton bags? You truly need seven of the things? I thought you'd cast a Doubling Spell by mistake..."
"Well, I could hardly be seen carting around a filthy bloody backpack like a certain Saviour I could mention. That thing ought to be in a museum exhibit, Harry. Relics of the Chosen One!"
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"And this? It's an old grey jumper. A child's jumper. Please don't tell me it's vintage. Or some heirloom.."
"Of course not. I was wearing that when we met. When we were eleven."
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And with that, Harry decided to give up asking. An Extension Charmed wardrobe was definitely the way forward.
After all, they were wizards.
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Drarry Oneshots (𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆)
Romance! Most of these stories aren't mine BUT I do give credit to the authors! ♪Enjoy♪ (tbh most of this is top harry)
