Obey Me! X Reader | Oneshots [COMPLETE]

Mammon X Reader | Blame

(Y/n) = Your name

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"MAAAMMMONNN!" Lucifer bellowed, grabbing the poor second born's ear. "DID YOU BREAK THE VASE?!"

"I swear it wasn't me this time! Why do ya always go looking for me whenever something goes wrong?!" Mammon protested. "Ow ow ow!"

Concerned, you stepped in, grabbing ahold of Lucifer's arm to prevent him from dragging Mammon any further. "I was the one who broke it. Sorry, Lucifer."

To be honest, you didn't. It was a cat that Satan let in. If the avatar of wrath finds out that you snitched on him, however, let's say that you will need to be hospitalized after he's done with you. Desperately.

Lucifer released Mammon's ear. "Are you aware of the cost of the vase?"

"I'll pay for it." It was a good thing you had tons of Grimm stocked up.

"Very well then."

Seconds later, Belphegor barged into the living room. "MAMMON!"

Does Mammon ever get a break?

"DID YOU TAKE MY PILLOW?! DID YOU SELL IT?!"

"Oi! I don't know what you're saying, but I didn't take it! Really, it's not me!" The avatar of greed dodged a headbutt from the youngest brother. "Gah, stop!" Mammon shot out of the living room and shut the door behind him so that it separated him and Belphie.

"Ah, I took it to wash. It's drying right now." Satan, who was sitting in one of the armchairs, looked up from his book. "But do you think Mammon happened to sell one of the books in the library? I couldn't find the seventh volume in one of the series, Mystery of--"

"It's behind one of the pillows," you quickly point out, taking out the novel and handing it to the blond demon before Mammon could get punished for something he didn't do. Again.

"Ah, thanks (Y/n)."

"You guys have to stop blaming Mammon for everything," you mutter bitterly, standing up. "I'm going to look for him."

There were yells and shouting. You head into the kitchen, following the sound to find Beel and Mammon chasing each other around the island counter in the middle of the kitchen.

"For real, it wasn't me!" Mammon yelled.

"I'm pretty sure it was you who took my custard, like last time!"

Belphie followed in behind you. "I took the custard. You can have my creampuff though."

"But... my food..." Beel mumbled.

He didn't even apologize to Mammon... You could feel a vein in your forehead ready to pop any second. You had a soft spot for the sixth-born, but even he frustrates you now.

"Mammon, come with me." You grabbed the white-haired demon's hand and began dragging him behind you.

"(Y/n), whatever happened, I didn't do anything. I didn't take anything for the past week!"

Before you could answer, the avatar of lust popped in. "MAMMON DID YOU TAKE MY PINK NAIL POLISH--" Before he could finish, the cat Satan snuck in passed by, the said nail polish bottle within its mouth. "WAIT--" Asmo began running after it.

A sigh escaped your lips as you continued to drag him to your room. Eventually, you both arrived and you pulled him in, making sure to lock the door.

"I swear I didn't do anything--" Mammon started, but was interrupted with a hug. "Hey human?!"

You held him tightly, wishing you could yell, scream, do anything that would allow Mammon to live his life easier. But you couldn't.