Another Draco Malfoy fan fic

Dueling club but mostly quidditch

Mr. Lockhart just announced a new dueling club. He and Snape are dueling now. They look like fools. Don't we eat on these tables?

"Expelliarmus"  Snape yells.

We have our answer. Previously I asked if Lockhart was amazing or just stuck up. It appears he's just stuck up. Snape said the spell slowly and he had about ten seconds to block the spell. You may think I'm being too hard on him but for a master slayer of everything he couldn't even mutter a spell most first years knew.

Great now they picked volunteers to duel. Lockhart probably just doesn't want to be further embarrassed. Do they even know what volunteers are. If someone is a volunteer then they volunteered to do it.

What a shocker. It happens to be Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. When's it ever not them?

They fling spells at each other causing them to fly backwards. Then Malfoy sort of shoots a snake out of his wand. It's great really. What a way to disarm someone. Really amazing disarming. Malfoy couldn't even wait till three to start. He doesn't need to learn charms, he needs to learn how to count.

Then there's Harry, Draco shot that snake spell at him and now he's parseltongue talking to it. Is this how they flirt? It's super creepy. I'm glad Fred didn't do that when we met. Snape gets rid of the snake. Honestly, I was looking forward to joining this dueling club. Hogwarts is really just crushing all of my expectations.

Yep dueling club was a bust, really embarrassing I even attended. Fast forward to next week there's a quidditch game between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw but before that I went to the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match.

"He only got on the team because of his father" Hermione says gesturing to Draco.

Well she isn't wrong.

"And they only win because they cheat" I add.

"Shut up mud blood," Draco says.

That was mean. Not very nice. I'm just going to look around for Fred and pretend I don't hear what's going on. I'm kidding since when do I avoid being problematic.

"Malfoy did we hurt your feelings?" I say making pouty face "you didn't even call me a blood traitor I'm kinda left out"

"You can just-" he starts.

"Mm, just what. We know you aren't going to make it to the quidditch cup. Honestly if Im your 'love' you best start acting like it," I say taking a drink from my anti-Slytherin cup.

Relax guys I have one for every house.

"I thought you were my love," Fred cuts in walking towards us.

"Yeah but you applied a little too late," I say sarcastically "catch you in the stands."

I leave them and head to my usual spot by the teachers with Luna. I hadn't told anybody about the whole Draco smelling me in the amortentia portion yet. That's because it really wasn't important.

"So Ash is Malfoy's love?" Ron asks.

"Fred, honestly how are you okay with this?" Hermione asks.

"Well she isn't snogging Malfoy, is she now mate. Anyways we've got to go beat Slytherin, later Malfoy," Fred says dragging Harry and Ron behind him.

"The level of confidence I strive to have," I say to Luna.

She laughs and says "So what's it about Malfoy and you?"

"Nothing to it, toxic relationships are draining but Malfoy makes it kinda fun,"

Gryffindor won as expected. Harry did get hit pretty badly though. I'm in the hospital wrong watching over him. Professor Lockhart suggested some sort of magic treatment. It involved removing all the bones in his arms any regrowing them. I'm sorry, but no. That is never a good idea. The worst thing about it was that Harry agreed. Apparently he needs Hermione to be at his side every second of every day, just so that he doesn't die or have to regrow his bones. What is wrong with this school, I love it.

Okay Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw match. Harry's bones grew back, good for him. Preparing for the match was so fun. Hermione and Fred were so conflicted on who they should be cheering for. I told Hermione that she could cheer for Gryffindor because Luna could always cheer for Ravenclaw. I told Fred that if he wanted he could throw the game so that I win. Oliver Wood did not like this concept. That's okay though I'm sure I could beat them either way. Well not really. It's too bad. Cho Chang is still seeker. I want her to lose but I want to win more. What an ultimatum.

"This is our first quidditch game, our chance to prove we aren't just bookworms with no social lives. I hope you all read the plays. I also hope that no one has a soft spot for anyone on the Gryffindor team. Go out and win. Start with play 352" the Ravenclaw Captain says.

Yeah I'm not going to learn her name either. I already had to memorize 500 plays. The part about Gryffindor soft spots was also very much targeted at me. Little does she know half the team is in love with Oliver Wood and the other half are in love with George, not Fred because he's mine, Harry and even Ron. There are probably others, but again I don't know their names. Even with that all cleared up the part about having no social lives really stirred up some reactions. I'm just wondering who hurt her.

I'm on the field. I'm pretty good at blocking but Wood is definitely better. All those tricks I did would have been so much more useful if I was chaser. I didn't want to show off any fancy shmancy moves but I was bored and I could at least distract a few people. I stand up on my broom and start dancing. I steer my broom closer to the middle goal and jump onto the rings. Someone actually shoots a bludger at me. Fred would never. George might. The Ravenclaw beaters, definetly. They're on my team and still my greatest threat. Backstabbing Ravenclaws, so common, no wonder I am one. Whoops a little slip, I'm just kidding it's the middle finger for you.

A bunch of people in the stands are angry at me. Honestly, I've been blocking the goals. Gryffindor's only gotten 20 points passed. Ravenclaw's gotten 60, chill. Fred's doing well, he hasn't even attempted to hit a budget into my vacinity. George has tried a few times but Fred counters them. I can feel a mistake coming so I just wait on my broom and block the goal like Wood is. That's when Harry decides to plummet towards the snitch. He completely knocks me off my Axis and I fall off my broom, unintentionally this time. The whole point of my  falling off the broom trick was that I adjust my broom so it catches me. I didn't do that this time.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, counting the seconds til I make impact and die. Nevermind wizards heal too fast for that, maybe just a light paralyzing for a few months. Here comes Fred swooping in at just the right moment again. Ten seconds from the ground he catches me.

"Pretty sure I'm still on the other team," I say getting comfortable in his lap.

"I know, but it would be so tiring to wheel you around Hogwarts," Fred says flying up to meet my broom.

"I'm sure you wouldn't mind nursing me back to health," I smirk climbing into my broom.

"Oh hurry up before they realize Harry hasn't caught the snitch," Fred says bonking me on the head and riding off.

Still haven't got the snitch. R to G, 140 to 90. This is getting boring, the chasers are just tossing the quaffle back and forth. I've initiated a rock, paper, scissors game with Wood. Very competitive that one. Our game escalates into a fancy quidditch manuevers challenge. This distracted him for a total of two goals, but distracted me for four. Harry's also watching our little competition which gives Cho a much needed head start to the snitch.  Cho misses the snitch by a hair. I will be making fun of her for that. Harry does too. I'll be making fun of both of them for that.

Harry goes back and catches the snitch winning the game at 170 to 260. Fun game. I'm tired. I go up to Fred and hug him for a bit. It's chilly, it's winter.

"I want a winter wedding" I say.

I guess I did end up planning out our entire future.

"I just want to get married with you" Fred says.

My heart is melting at below freezing temperatures. It would have been even better if George wasn't there too. He was just drinking hot chocolate in the back while Fred and I cuddled and kissed.

Great. Now Fred dies. That'll be even better. I'm just killing off everyone she loves. Brother, mother, boyfriend, and more. She doesn't even feel greif anymore because I took out that character trait. She don't need it anyway. Harry berated Cho for having emotions when Cedric died so don't worry when Fred dies we're just gonna dance on his grave and be like anyways Harry you were saying. Tears what are those. I'm not crying, I'm doing homework. Call me Helen Keller cause I don't exist.
That was really of topic, hope you enjoy.