Dionysus: So, Zeus...
Zeus: What do you want now?
Dionysus: So, I was wondering, about the gamesss...
Zeus: Go on!
Dionysus: Well, I'd need your permission, and it's kinda last minute, but...
Zeus: SPIT IT OUT OR CHOKE ON IT YOU INFERIOR BAFOON!
Dionysus: I think that to add a little bit of excitement to the tournament we should hold a parade! The tributes can dress in costumes based on their godly parents! Then we can have interviews! They'll get people to sponsor them if they do well! And I could host it!!!!!
Zeus: That is a stupid idea! No way!
Dionysus: what about training?
Zeus: They've trained their whole lives at camp! The games will begin Monday!
Dionysus: but...but...b-b-but...
Zeus: and that is all that will be said about the matter!
Sup, peoples! It's lucy! Did you get my joke? Dionysus...Stanley Tucci...Ceaser flickerman??? No? Okay... Thank you soooo much for 350 reads! Stay radical😎
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Percy Jackson/Hunger Games crossover XD
FanfictionHades: Why does Zeus get to rule all the gods just because he's the sky god? I can kill! Poseidon: Yes, brother. But you can't kill Zeus. Hades: You are correct. If I cannot unleash my wrath on our immortal family, how will I prove that I'm worthy? ...
