Percy Jackson/Hunger Games crossover XD

Mount Olympus

In a small room on Mount Olympus, out of Zeus's view, eight of the twelve major Greek gods congregate to plan their uprising. Poseidon explains the basics of his plan, modified to fit their situation from Suzanne Collins's THE HUNGER GAMES book series.
"There is one flaw in your plan, Sea Scum." Hera accuses after listening not-so quietly to the sea god's lecture.
"Well, nobody asked your opinion." Poseidon spits.
"Let her talk!" Shouted Ares, hoping that her opinion would cause an argument, leading to some sort of violence.
"Well, what about the gods who don't have kids. Who will be our tributes?"
Hera questions.
"You don't have any kids! Ha!" Soda spills from Dionysus's mouth as he confronts the queen. "That's the biggest lie I've ever heard!"
"The wine dude speaks truth
You've never cheated on Zeus?
Apollo's so cool." Apollo reads from a scrap of napkin. Then Hades finally speaks up. "You must have some mortal children, Hera!" He shouts.
"Yeah!"
"Don't you?"
"Tell us!"
Shouts fill the room until the volume is equivalent to a stampede of elephant.
"ALRIGHT!!!" Hera screams, her face turning tomato colored. "Once-ONCE- in the summer of 300A.D. a I met a mortal who was mildly charming, but the children are dead now."
"Then you cannot compete! You have no live children!" Hades states.
"Wait, I have an idea." Hera begs, hungry for power. "There is one child of Zeus, he was given to me to protect. I am his guardian. It should count!"
The gods take a vote and six of eight gods agree that using the child of Zeus would be best.
"Hera, who will your second tribute be?" Asks Poseidon, eager to eliminate a competitor before the games even begin.
"Well, the boys name is Jason, and he has a sister..."

Sup peoples! It's lucy! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I apologize if my writing was slightly off in this chapter, I don't like writing in third person. Anyway, I put Jason and Thalia on Heras side to hopefully play with your emotions! MWAHAHAHAHA! But will Artemis agree to her hunter fighting against her? Will Zeus take Jason from Hera despite the legal documents he signed? Keep reading to find out!

See that suspense? That was suspenseful right there. Okay, Thank you for your time! Byz!