Sup peoples! It's lucy! I usually save author's notes till the end but today I'm shake'n it up! Just wanted to let y'alls know that this chapter is going to be written in a kind of script-ish style that it was in at first, third person writing is hard for me. At the end, I will ask a few questions that I have writers block answering so, comment!
*to set the stage* Athena, Hermes, Hephaestus, and Artemis sit on their throwns. The other eight gods, with the exception of Zeus, enter with weapons concealed under their chitons. Instead of heading towards the grape vine thrown on the far end of the room, Dionysus promptly sits on Zeus's thrown in the center. Zeus's angry shouts ring through the large hall and a lighting bolt strikes the seat. Dionysus quickly moves out of the way as Zeus's image pulses into reality. With all gods present, the confrontation begins.
Zeus: WHO DARES-
Hades: ZEUS! WE, YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS, MUST SPEAK WITH YOU!
Zeus: Okay, okay. But lower your voice. And let me beat the punk who thinks he can sit in my thrown and not feel the painful wrath of DEATH!
Ares: *cracks knuckles*
Dionysus: *nonchalantly sips Diet Coke*
Athena: That wouldn't be wise, father. Let's just get this over with... *eye roll*
Poseidon: I thought you were on our side, Owl Lady!
Athena: *grips her sword* I won't be if you call me that!!
Hermes: Ladies, ladies! Stop fighting! Hades, what is this about?!?
Hades: I think we all agree that what Poseidon suggested was not completely idiotic this time! So, Apollo has created a PowerPoint presentation.
Apollo: *clears throught*
*turns on laser pointer*
*projector starts projecting*
Apollo: I present to you THE APOLLO GAMES!!!
Hermes: BOO!!👎👎👎
Ares: Weak!
Hera: LAME!
Poseidon: That's a bad name.
Apollo: So what do you suggest?
Ares: How 'bout we call it that competition where our children fight to the death?
Apollo: That's a horrible name! It's not at all poetic!
Ares: How 'bout that competition where Ares and Apollo fight to the death?
Apollo: Call it anything you like... hehe...
Ares: What I'd like is for you to get on with this performance. *cracks knuckles* I've got places to be!
Apollo: Okay then... *switches slide*
Apollo: Gods and goddesses, I present to you That Competition Where Our Kids Fight To The Death!!! *flips slide to one that reads APPLAUD*
Artemis: But I, and a number of others, never agreed to this ide-
Apollo: CAN PEOPLE PUH-LEASE STOP INTERRUPTING!!! I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD TO PUT THIS WHOLE FRIGG'N THING TOGETHER FOR YOU SO I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION!!!
*silence*
Zeus: Alright, you may speak.
Apollo: Thank you! Okay, so, as the name implies, our children will fight to the death. Then, the parent of the victorious demigod will rule Mount Olympus!
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Percy Jackson/Hunger Games crossover XD
FanfictionHades: Why does Zeus get to rule all the gods just because he's the sky god? I can kill! Poseidon: Yes, brother. But you can't kill Zeus. Hades: You are correct. If I cannot unleash my wrath on our immortal family, how will I prove that I'm worthy? ...
