Adopted. -Smosh Fan Fic- ✔COMPLETED

Midget

Anthony has a girlfriend... Why? Thats the question I need to ask him. I grab my stuff and wait for him.

"Uh.. You can go on without me. I'm walking with someone else." Anthony shouts.

"I wonder who that could be?" I say sarcasticly to myself.

"Pardon? Didn't hear you!" He says.

"I said 'I wonder who... that... could. Be..." I trail off.

"Oh, urm. Ian. Yeah, walking with Ian..." Anthony stutters and runs off. Right...

I get to school and wait for Stacey and Alishia. I sit in the cafeteria until the bell goes off for homeroom. I walk over there, and realise that I haven't been in school for a few days. How am I going to worm my way out of this? I slowly open the door, and everyone looks at me like I have just murdered somebody.

"Sorry for being late." I say and take my seat. Mr Olivers talks about stuff, and someone kept on poking me. I turn around to see Isaac. He's in my homeroom? I never knew that!

"You. Me. Outside. After school." He whispers.

"Miss Fernandez and Mr Field. Please stop talking!" Mr Olivers shouts. I zone out until the bell for first lesson goes off. My lessons go quickly, and then I have history.

I walk over to History. I've heard that Mrs Chapman isn't in a good mood today. I'm hoping for the worst. Seeing as I haven't had her, I go up to her and give her a lecture about how I'm new and stuff like that. Luckily, I sit next to Alishia and a boy called Ben.

"Today, we will be revising for our essay about the Presidents of the United States. Your homework is to research about any one of our presidents." Mrs Chapman rants on. I write my homework in, and Alishia starts writing in my homework diary. Well, it's basically my book for doodling.

'TEEHEE!! U <3 I.H!! Luv Ali.'she writes. Stacey then grabs my book and write in it.

'I.H? I dont no any1 called I.H. Ali... Tell me plzz!'

I then ignore what Mrs is saying and start to write down all possible names beginning with I.

Isaac,

Igloo... No, thats not a name.

Ian,

I can't think of any more. Okay, Isaac's last name is Field.

"Oi! Is Isaac's last name Field?" I poke Alishia.

"Apparently he had his last name changed as his mom re-married. His new last name is Henders" Stacey whispers. No way...

"Stacey Clovers and Lia Fernandez. Stay behind after lesson!" Mrs Chapman bellows. Great!

Ian's last name is Hecox... That might be a possible suggestion. But I don't like him. Only as a friend. I write both their names down. Hmm....

I zone out for a while, doodling. Then the bell goes off for the end of the day. I stay seated, colouring in a cartoon person. It kind of looks a bit like Ian. Maybe thats just my eyes.

"Lia, can I have a look at what you wrote down for homework?" Someone says. I pass my book to them, and then turn away, drawing on the table. I glace back at who was behind me and instantly regret it. Behind me, sitting there. Was Ian.

We get excused early, and I leg it. I run out of the classroom, and halfway home. Then I realised I left my book in Ian's hands. I mentally face palm myself and walk back home.

As I walk in, I am greeted by not only Anthony, but Isaac. What the helium is HE doing here.

"What happened to meeting me afterschool?" He says.

"Detention. So?" I say back.

"I needed to tell you something." He says and walks closer to me. I glace over at Anthony, who is giving me the 'sorry I let him in' look.

"I wanted to say..." Isaac trails off. Now he is getting way to close. I start walking backwards. Thats when he tried to kiss me.

"WOAH! Islam! I mean - Isaac- You can't go around kissing girls! What the flying squirrels?" I exclaim and jump back.

"I love you Lia!" He says. I punched him round the face. Always good.

"Go die in a pothole biatch! No one likes you. Not even my imaginary pet whale that can somehow survive without water likes you!" I shout and walk off. He tried to kiss me! What else can I say? I run off to my room. I get lost in my thoughts, until I hear my name being called.

"LIA!!! GET YOUR BUTT HERE NOW!!!!" I make my way downstairs and see Anthony talking to someone at the door.

"...I fail. Okay. So it's a no. Sorry. Maybe Lia will do it." Anthony says as I walk down. I see my doodle/homework/stalker book in Ian's hands.

"You might want to adjust the one of..." and he points to Anthony. "Add more blood maybe? And flies.... And elf ears, then you have an exact replica!" Ian suggest.

"Yeah... Maybe I- What? You looked through it?!" I say surprised.

"Only at the cartoon-y ones."He replies. I nod... Unsurely.

"Oh. Can you ice skate?" he asks.

"Yeah.... Why?" I answer.

"Because my mom got tickets for it, and she is crap at ice skating, and Anthony says he fails at it... So yeah."

"So basically you want me to come with you..." I say.

"Yeah... Please!!!!!!!"He replies.

"Fine. As long as you buy food. I will go if there is food. Deal, bowley?" I sigh.

"Deal." He says and goes back talking to Anthony.

"Aw. You two have nicknames for eachother. How sweet!" Anthony mocks. I give him the death stare.

"I'll call you midget from now on then, Anthony. Okay bye!" I say and run off.

"Oh midget?" I say before I leave. Anthon looks at me annoyed. "Charlotte says, hi with a smiley face. She also says, do you like sushi question mark!" I say, reading off Anthonys phone.

"Wait. You have Charlotte as your girlfriend?" Ian says shocked.

"Maaaaybe......" Anthony trails off, looking down. "Lia I am going to kill you!"

"Not if I squish you with my foot because you're a midget and midgets are so squishy and adorable and cute and amazing!" I squeak and skip off.