Mama I'm in love (Bts x reader)

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I don't understand how they can keep each other entertained for so long. My mood is already brought down when children enter the picture.

I'm already so bored of sitting outside in the warm day.

"I'll tell them we're leaving then" Yoongi says as he stands up.
"Nice. Thanks" I say through my teeth.

"What about Namjoon and Yeri?" Jin asks.
"Oh, they're going to some or other museum. I just want to see a bit of romance unfold" I say with a sly grin. Jin laughs.

"You should worry for yourself" Jin says.
"And why should I?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Being single in the city of love" he carries on.

"You're single too and I enjoy being single. I like to see other romances unfold, not my own" I admit.

"How disappointing. I thought you were going to say something more interesting like someone's already waiting for you to come back home or that you have your eye on someone already" Jin sighs out in disappointment. Yoongi comes back as he stares at us.

"Sorry for being such a disappointment" I dramatically say and Yoongi snickers.

"That's not I meant" Jin says with a gentle smile as he shakes his head.

"So-are we leaving while I'm young or..." Yoongi cuts into the conversation.
"You have too much confidence in yourself. You're already an old man" I say with a smirk, turning my attention to Yoongi. Yoongi crosses his arms with an amused look on his face.

"Oh yeah?" He cockily asks with a smirk.
"On the other hand, Jin and I are still very much kicking it. Let's go" I say as I hook my arm with Jin's, doing the same with Yoongi along the way.

"Kicking it?" Yoongi smiles while Jin laughs.
"You're certainly the older one between the two of us" Yoongi says.

"Guess what?" I ask into his face.
"What?" Yoongi asks back, looking highly amused with my reactions.

"I am older than you" I grin.
"Really?" Yoongi asks, surprised.

"Yip. I've eaten at least four hundred more bowls of ramen than you" I proudly say.
"Sweetie, that's not how you measure age" Jin gently tells me while Yoongi just looks at me.

"How old are you?" Yoongi asks and he immediately gets slapped over the head by Jin.
"You don't ask a lady that" Jin scolds as I snicker.

Pain-always amusing.

"Are you older than Seokjin?" Yoongi asks and Jin slaps him again.
"Would you stop that?" Yoongi says with a frown towards Jin.

"Why yes, actually" I answer his question with a nod.

"Wait-you're actually older than me?" It's Jin's turn to look at me with slight surprise.

"Yip. Surprised?" I ask with a slight smirk.
"Kind of-yeah. I just-never expected you to be older than me" Jin says as he looks away.

"It doesn't sound like a good thing anymore" I laugh at their reactions.
"It's not a good or bad thing. It's just-unusual. I'm usually the oldest" Jin quickly explains himself as if he said something bad.

"Guess I'll be stealing your spot" I say with a grin.
"Are you sure you're older? What's your age?" Yoongi asks and this time, Jin doesn't smack him, also interested.

"Yip. Jin's twenty nine, turning thirty soon. I'm thirty two" I proudly say. Honestly-I didn't think I would get this far. I mentally pat myself on the back. Good job me.

Yoongi covers his mouth.
"And your problem?" I turn back to Yoongi and he starts laughing.

"Two years, Seokjin" Yoongi laughs at him.
"How do you know my age? I didn't tell you" Jin asks me.