Random one-shots

Lili (idk it's a shitpost)

This is a shipost
They are 15-16
You know what's usually here
These sentences may be choppy
Shikanaru
Awkward in the beginning but gets a little better by the end

Good luck

Naruto walked into the hokage tower.
'I bet this is an intervention' He chuckled at the thought. He opened the door to the hokage's office and saw Sakura and Sasuke sitting before the Hokage.
"Now that Naruto had joined us we can begin"
'Wait a minute, this was the voice he used when he assigned this mission, 7 years ago... Oh Shit'
"Yep" he answered trying to act like he didn't know what was coming. Avoiding eye contact, pursing lips, and kicking legs.
"So, Naruto has something to tell you"
He freaked... Out
"No I don't, nothing to tell you" He said very awkwardly.
"Yes you do"
"No I don't"
They continued this for the next fifteen seconds, before the Hokage realized what he was doing.
"He does have something to tell you"
Naruto decided to take this a little bit further, he crossed his arms and pouted angrily.
"I refuse to be part of this intervention" He stated loudly and attempted to leave the room.
He was soon dragged back in by Kakashi while mumbling something about how stupid this was.
"Again, Naruto has something to tell you" he stated... yet again. Naruto narrowed his eyes at the Hokage, earning a loud screech from Sakura.
"Fine, I have something to tell you, I'm an ANBU."
Sakura decided to get a little bit more information before b*tching out, and it was hard.
"How are you an ANBU? You aren't very, how do I say this? Oh, your a moron!"
The Hokage ignored that statement.
"The henge"
"Oh you must be older than us!" Sakura uncharacteristically observed.
"No, younger"
He dispelled the henge, and shrunk down to 5'3, from his usual 5'5. He was only half a year younger but he was just generally short, stunted growth that not even Kurama could fix.
(I actually thought his name was Karuma, and pronounced it like that for like 4 years until I learned it was Kurama)
Not b*tching was Hard for Sakura, but she somehow managed.
"How much younger?"
"Hn" Sasuke agreed in Uchiha *Chihuahua*
"Only like" he started counting on his fingers, earning a sweatdrop "I don't know, like 7-8 months younger"
"Hn" 'So your 15'
"Yep, I'm 15"
A small gasp came from the shocked Uchihua, Naruto pulled up his sleeve to reveal his ANBU tattoo.
Another ANBU appeared facing the Hokage before turning towards Naruto and staring. Naruto stared back intensely. The ANBU suddenly rushed at Naruto, who cursed and quickly shushined out of the office. The other ANBU followed suit, nodding at the Hokage first.

With Naruto
As soon as Naruto finished sushining, he let out a relieved sigh, before feeling a presence suddenly appear beside himself. He slowly turned hoping it was a villager, only to be met with the person he tried to escape, ANBU Deer.

Shikamaru, or Deer, loved Naruto's unhenged form because he was small and the perfect height for cuddling with. It wasn't too often you'd find them in the lounge snuggled up on 'Their loveseat', and the newbies learned that quickly, whether Naruto was doing it willingly or un-.

Back with the Hokage
He, the Hokage, waited a minute or two before calling the two ANBU back. A second later the ANBU in a deer mask walked back in, holding a pouting Naruto like a prize. Deer kneeled, still holding Naruto, and bowed his head quickly before stating his purpose.
"I have come to report on my mission, though it seems you are busy, so I shall take my leave." He bowed his head once again, before standing and turning to leave. The Hokage chuckled, and spoke.
"Well Naruto is a large part of my busyness(root busy not business) right now"
The ANBU awaited instruction, while Naruto had finally stopped pouting, and had taken to trying to escape his partner. He was unsuccessful.
"You may stay, Deer, though you may remove your mask."
"Hai" He set Naruto down and removed his mask to reveal Shikamaru, he bowed yet again, and reached to scoop up Naruto, who had been trying to escape to a seat.
"Ok, I'll try to believe you're an ANBU, but which one?"
"ANBU Fox. Oh!" He had just realized Sakura wanted to see his ANBU outfit, and henged(?) Into the outfit, it was a basic ANBU outfit, and he wore a fox mask. He was kinda popular, being in the bingo book, but at about the same level of popularity as Deer.
In his henging he finally escaped Shika's death grasp. Sakura finally snapped, the deadlast turned under-average, just turned into and ANBU, someone of a very high level, and she was supposed to be okay with it like Sasuke. She couldn't.
"How Are You An ANBU, You Were At Best Under-Average, And I'm Just Supposed To Be Okay With That, No, This Had To Be Some Elaborate PRANK That You Got The Hokage To Agree With." She gasped loudly as she realized something.
"This Probably Isn't Even The Hokage, This Is Probably Just Kiba In A Henge!" She stormed towards the Hokage only to be restrained by the Hokage's personal ANBU and removed from the room, she realized much to late that this was in fact real.

In that time Naruto had successfully escaped his partner and moved into a seat, huffing proudly. Shikamaru would not accept defeat and grabbed a book off of the hokage's desk and using a replacement justu he replaced the book with Naruto, grinning smugly when Naruto finally settled in his arms. Probably thinking something like 'haha I have tamed the small Naruto'.
Sasuke hned at the Hokage before realizing he didn't know Uchihua, he cleared his throat but Naruto interrupted him with a translation.
"He said 'If he was an ANBU why did he go to the academy?'"
"It was an assignment to watch over the other clan heads"
"Hnn"
"He said 'What happened to Sakura-Banshee'"
The Hokage looked at Naruto weirdly, thinking he translated wrong and looked to Sasuke who just nodded in confirmation.
"Well she'll probably just get off with a warning. Any other questions?"
Sasuke was halfway into shaking his head when he thought of something.
"Hmn"
" He asked if I'll stay on team 7"
"Yes though we might add a new person onto the team" Sasuke's eyes flocked from the Hokage to Shikamaru in a silent question.
"Shikamaru became an ANBU after he joined his team"
"Oh" another one of the few syllables the Uchiha uttered. Sarutobi (I think) waved his hand in a adjourning motion and nodded at the two ANBU in front of him. Shikamaru shushined to the lounge, knowing they would be called back for another mission soon, and snuggled up with Naruto on their loveseat'.

There my first shipost, I know it doesn't seem like one but I didn't really have a plan for this one and just made it up as I went along.
Please tell me if their are any grammar or correlation mistakes. Ie. Replacement justu can't be used on people or something.
If you got this far thanks for reading, I don't really care if this one was shitty, it was a shitpost.