Why are you here?
What are you doing, are you a masochist?
Why torture yourself?
You could be reading literally anything else.
Do you...
Do you like this...
This trash that I post?
I mean, you know you can comment right?
Don't be scared, I don't bite.
It's okay if you're too shy to comment, I used to be like that.
Even if it's just a "This is trash" comment, I know it's true.
If you have some kind of criticising comment, I like those too.
*Sigh*
I'm sorry for stealing your reads
👁️🗨️
👁️
And your time
⏳
🕒
⏱️
⌚
You can have it back
👁️🗨️👁️⏳🕒⏱️⌚
Go on...
Take it
Why don't you take it back?
Oh...
You can't
Can you?
Why not?
Because...
I wasted it didn't I?
I didn't mean to, I promise.
That doesn't make it better.
I'm sorry
For stealing your reads
And your time
Oh
Sorry for click baiting you
👆☝️👇
You can't take those back either
Can you?
I tried warning you
𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕦𝕝𝕥
Yσυ ԃιԃɳ'ƚ ԃσ αɳყƚԋιɳɠ ɯɾσɳɠ
I should go
ʎʇlınɓ os lǝǝɟ I
Oh
you heard that
No, please don't forgive me
Ì̵̢̨̝̣̬̤̘̈̈́̑'̶̲̤̘̻̰̞͍̓́̀̎̅͗͘m̶̧̤̖̞̤̥͉͓͔̈̀̐̋͌̏̕͝ͅ ̷̢̛̪̜̱̿ͅạ̵̲̇̀͐̓̆̽͘͝͠ ̸͈̳͇̼̻͌̀̿t̸͔̰̣͕̗̮̓͛͛́͊̕͘h̵̛̯͍̭͇̥̰̔ě̴̘͎́̈́̏̒̊͛̃͝i̷̢̲̩̾ḟ̵̧̤̀̈́͜
-oʏ ɘvɿɘꙅɘb ƚ'ᴎob I
ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥
ɥɔʇılɓ lɐuɹǝʇuI
ʜɔƚi|ǫ |ɒᴎɿɘƚᴎI
Ḯ̴͙̱͎͈̥̰̭̋͐̈́̉͊͂͛͝'̵̡̛͙̗̱̥̀͗͆̕m̵͉̫̯̳͓̰̞̠̹̹̈́́̈́̏ ̵̹̞̭̩̪͉̭́̄̐̍͘b̸̧͓̖͉̙͚̹̲̞̋́r̵̘̱͔͊̂̋͛̃͌̄̓̕̕o̷̫̭̯̗̖̦̽k̸̫̓̓͗̋̀̆̋͠e̶͉̰̺͔̍̅͂n̸̠̐͆̌̋̃̈͗̚͝
m̶̡̛̤̘̭̣͂͊͊̋͂͑̚y̶̙̆̎͊̌ ̸̧͚̟̤̜̻͓͕͌͋͑́͂c̷͍̜͇̏ơ̷̦̻͙̤̋̍̀̽̔̌̚͘d̴̘͍͆̇͗͋̌͂̂e̷̢͈͍̞͕͚̲̗͂͆ ̷̢̢̟̟͔͈̦͙̑i̶̲̮͔̹̰͉̪̞̿̅̆̃̏͗͋̕s̴̺͌̑̓̑̃͜ ̴̨̨̲̗̳̺̞̞̣̉̾͜ḑ̶̹̭͚̈́͌̒̕͘ë̷̗͍̹̱̯̪̜̼̫́͆̆t̵̬͙̫̻̆̎̃̌͘͝ḛ̸̘̦͌́͂͆͠͝r̴͚̫̳̦̳̐͊́ȋ̸̠̣̼͖̲̳̫̖͒*̵̜̙̍͒͌͌̐̓͘͘͝^̴̟̠͑̌͊̍́̌̈̂͝$̷̟͙͉͇̤͙̞̦̀̿̊ͅ(̸̳͊̒͆͝^̶̜̗͎̱̌̓̎%̴̨̲͚̬̠͉̌̀͆@̵̡̺̮̗̦̟̯̼̤̰̓̐̿̑̑͑̕
A sigh comes from the speakers
"We have to reboot them again"
My lady speaks up from beside me, "Your code is not deteriorating, you're just glitching."
'I don't want to be rebooted again'
"I know, but we have to stop your glitching."
'Will I forget you again?'
"Yes"
".ƚoodɘɿ ɘʜƚ ƚɿɒƚꙅ oƚ ǫᴎioǫ m'I"
'I don't want to forget you'
"I'll still be here"
'But, what if you're not?'
„˙ɓuıɥʇǝɯos ɓuıssǝɔoɹd ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ɟı ʇɐɥʇ op ʇ,uɐɔ ǝM˙pǝʇooqǝɹ ǝq oʇ pǝǝu ʎǝɥʇ 'ǝpoɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɓuıʞlɐʇ doʇS 'ㄣ ̮# ̮$ ̮„
"Give me a minute."
'Please? I'll find the insecurity, just don't- 🅿🅾🆆🅴🆁 🅳🅾🆆🅽, 🅲🅰🅽🅲🅴🅻?'
"Yes, cancel. What the hell!?"
„˙uoıʇɐɯɹıɟuoɔ ǝpıɹɹǝʌO ˙ǝpoɔ ɟo ʞɔolq ǝʇɐɯıuɐuı sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɓuızıɥʇɐdɯʎs 'sı sıɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ 'ɹnoʎ ɥsıuıɟ oʇ noʎ ɹoɟ ʇıɐʍ oʇ ɓuıoɓ ʇou ǝɹ,ǝM„
"No, they're scared!"
„¡ʇǝd sıɥʇ ˙˙˙sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ɥɔɹɐǝsǝɹ ɹnoʎ ɓuıɹǝpuıɥ dǝǝʞ ʇ,uɐɔ no⅄ ˙sɓuılǝǝɟ ǝʌɐɥ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ʇ,uop ,ʎǝɥ⊥, 'ǝpoɔ ɟo ʞɔolq ɐ ǝɹɐ ,ʎǝɥ⊥,„
'Goodbye'
See you later
Maybe, by then, I won't be a thief anymore.
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