Hifumi's POV:
Makoto, that little vermin. He dares to TRY to defeat me in a lightsaber battle? He can't mess with me, I have the power of God and Anime on my side! I was walking to my room when Leon stopped me. Who does he think he is?
"Oi, Hifumi, If you dare do anything to the girls, You know what I'll have to do."
Ha! Impossible! He couldn't beat me if he could, I have huge muscles! Amazing art creator destroys baseball idiot! That has a nice ring to it! "Oi, Yamada, did you hear me?" I was purposely ignoring him, I was thinking of ways to make a good comeback, so much so that he just left. Ha! I was no match for him!
Leon's POV:
In the dining room the girls were sayin that Hifumi was creepy as fuck and that we shouldnt go near him. When I was walking to my room I saw him nearby and i legit just told him to stop being weird as fuck with his hentai shit or the girls might try to kill him. I thought he would be like 'right ok ill stop being a hentai freak'. NO! He just stood there are was about to throw a punch! Bruv i wasn't havin it. i just went to my room to get away from him, fucking sicko.
Hifumi's POV
When I went into my room, I was thinking of all the new fanfic ideas for when I escape this killing game. It's just such a shame that I cant watch my favourite shows until I escape because the shitty bear known as monokuma has taken away electronic devices!!! Theres supposed to be a new season of Boku no pico coming out soon!!
Lunchtime, I went into the dining room and had my favourite, a nice poached egg and bacon! Asahina made it for me earlier when I was in my room, so considerate of her, she'll be one of my commanders in my army!
Aoi's POV:
I was making some food for Sakura and I when Hifumi took some and said thanks, I wasn't even making it with him in mind. I shouted at Hifumi from the kitchen but he made an attempt to run (not a good one but an attempt nonetheless).
Makoto's POV:
I went to go make a sandwich in the kitchen since I wasn't that hungry, then I saw Hifumi giving me the death stare, I assume it's from the 'challenge' from yesterday. I thought he was joking, then I realised that Hifumi was 100% serious. HOW DID HE GET THE LIGHTSABERS?? DID MONOKUMA ALLOW IT????? You never know with that bear, if Hifumi brought it with him, wouldn't monokuma have noticed him having fucking lightsabers? Sorry for my language but I cannot believe that Hifumi is seriously challenging me to a lightsaber duel. He didnt say when but I assume its today.
Hifumi's POV:
It's time to duel. 1pm, in the hallway, I quickly check to see if my hair was good enough to impress the ladies, I called for everyone, I said, "Everyone! It is time for the light saber duel, I will defeat Makoto Na egg i here today, dont worry, I will spare him for today i do not feel like killing."
Everyone came and started chanting, "Hifumi, Hifumi, Hifumi!" while Makoto was trying to back down, the coward! I got ready with my lightsaber and gave the other to Makoto, he didnt even try! He just lightly swung the saber and I quickly disarmed him and he fell onto the floor! I was victorious!! I had defeated the egg!
Mondo's POV:
WHO DOES THIS SHITHEAD THINK HE IS!?! THE FUCKING WEEB STARTED SHOUTING REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY, SCREAMING FOR MAKOTO TO FIGHT HIM OR SOMETHING! I know Makoto is weak as fuck but he's leagues better than the waifu fucker. I was going to the dining room (because its 1 o clock motherfucker) and there was Hifumi screaming his head off about a duel. I told him to fuck off because hes an annoying shithead and wont be quiet. He promptly did so and rolled back to his room. This fuckers fucking crazy, I mean he already was, obsessed over anime characters.
After probably a few months (I think at the very least half a year oh god) ive finally started doing this again!! next chapter, which will probably in a few years knowing how often i update this, will be when the murders actually happen 6 chapters before the firstt chapter omg
I think you can tell when i took a break and when i started again aka today because i think my humour is different now but also like not different?? I dont even remember writing the first half paragraph or so .... it must have been at least a year old omg
edit this plot is wtf i give up with this for now
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Hifumi's wonderful world
Historical FictionJoin us on the adventures of Hifumi Yamada, charming the ladies and surviving Monokuma's killing game! His naughty little rival, Makoto Naegi, is in for it! Will Hifumi be victorious against Egg boy? Or will Hifumi lose against the scrambled egg? Fi...
