Maldives: If Bhutan and I were both drowning, who would you save?
SAARC: I don’t know – both of you?
Maldives: No, if you could only save one of us.
SAARC: Well, I would probably save Bhutan because he can’t swim that well, and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.
Maldives: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
SAARC: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?
Maldives: It’s a family heirloom.
SAARC: I’m leaving.

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Incorrect Quotes: Book 2 (SAARC countries because they need love)
HumorIf you havent read Book One, You should! So, Basically All the countries from South asia in one big mess. Stay safe guys BOOK 3 OUT!! Highest Achievement: 5th in xd