Harry Potter characters x Reader (Oneshots)

(Birthday Sex) Harry/Draco/Reader

  A/N: do i eve need a smut warning, look at the title. this is literally a full on threesome. not super kinky but not super vanilla either. enjoy at ur own risk, ya horny bastards

also no drarry, sorry. as a girl i do not feel comfortable in fetishizing gay men

READER IS SUB, 404 DOMINANT READER NOT FOUND

"What's your biggest sexual fantasy?"

      The question had certainly caught her off guard, but mostly because Harry spat out the entire sentence without stuttering from how drunk he was—-not that she was innocent either. She giggled, cheeks flushed, before leaning back on his bed.

    They had been best friends for the past five years, so she typically would have no problem telling him anything and everything about her life. After all, he felt the same. He was always there for her, just like he was for his other friends, and she considered him to be her bestest friend. Well, if you didn't count her other best friend, Draco Malfoy.

    Draco and Y/N's friendship had caused pretty regular disputes between Harry and Y/N. To be fair, Draco was like two different people to the both of them. Around Y/N, he was definitely himself— sarcastic, abrasive, and sometimes rude—but held a soft spot for her. In contrast, he was always rude to Harry and his friends, which Y/N greatly reprimanded him about, but to little to no avail. Unlike Harry, he didn't really have a lot of close friends, so she was his best friend. He, just like Harry, often bickered with Y/N about being friends with 'The Chosen One'.

     Nevertheless, she felt comfortable with Harry. However, the answer to her question wasn't exactly something she would've said aloud if she were sober. There's no surprise that when you combine alcohol, an empty dorm and two teenagers, that something stupid is bound to be said.

     "Well....." drawled Y/N. "I... I dunno know if I should sayyyy it."

     Harry's face turned up in a genuine laugh as his glasses slid down his nose carelessly. Adjusting them back up, he nodded to her with another chuckle.

      "I won't think of you differently, y'know." The sentence stumbled out of his mouth lazily before she pondered it.

       "Okay.." giggled Y/N. "I've thought about it a lot."

        "Yeah?" Harry's drunken voice uplifted.

        "You... and Draco and meeee....."

        Harry's eyes were widened in astonishment but she was far too engrossed in her own imagination to take notice. He was far too curious to interrupt her anyway.

        "An'...and  we're having a three way," continued Y/N. "And you guys are... doing me at the same time!"

       She slurred the final words with a chuckle, as if she were explaining a funny story about her pet owl or something casual. When she looked back, she was alarmed to find that he wasn't laughing, but only regarding her with shocked eyes.

       "Is that... too w-weird?" hiccuped Y/N. "I'm sorry, Harry, I-"

       "It's...not." slurred Harry. "Just.. why..him?"

"Draco's sweet." gushed Y/N, a smile suddenly on her face. "Just like you. You guys are great friends of mine... both. You know that, Harry, you are one of my bestest friends!"

Although drunk, Harry was certainly not as intoxicated as she was, so he laughed at her antics.

"You too, Y/N." Harry replied fairly clearly, before talking in a jumble of words once again. "But... Malfoy, he... he's just.. he's not even that attractive! Why him?"