WARNINGS: None
I really like the idea that Kageyama has synesthesia and associates numbers with his teammates/opponents. Tsukishima is based off me, where I associate people with colors, in anime it's often (but not always) their hair colors! For example, Yamaguchi is a dark green, but Tsukishima is a pale green.
Chat Names:
Kiyoko Shimizu - Queen
Hitoka Yachi - Princess
Daichi Sawamura - D(e)adchi
Koushi Sugawara - Sugamama
Asahi Azumane - Tol n Sweet
Yuu Nishinoya - Smol n Sour
Ryunosuke Tanaka - HottieBaldie
Chikara Ennoshita - E.NoShit
Hisashi Kinoshita - Kin.NoShit
Kazuhito Narita - Cryptid
Tobio Kageyama - Milkman
Shouyou Hinata - Tangerine
Kei Tsukishima - Mesosaur (it's a dinosaur that lived in the ocean, a salty dino)
Tadashi Yamaguchi - Somft
Smol n Sour: yo guys, were studying with hinata kageyama and tsukishima right
D(e)adchi: I'd hope so, otherwise you'll fail your test
Smol n Sour: first of all, rude
Smol n Sour: ANYGAYS
Tol n Sweet: don't you mean anyways?
Smol n Sour: no
E.NoShit: Oh
Tol n Sweet has gone offline
Smol n Sour: ANYGAYS tanaka was trynna test kageyama by randomly yelling out questions for him to answer
HottieBaldie: so I said "what's the square root of 81 minus 2 cubed" and he answered "oikawa"?????
Smol n Sour: and then tsukishima just looked at him and said "teal?"
Kin.NoShit: What? How does that correlate at all?
Mesosaur: Ugh @somft you explain I don't want to deal with these dumbasses longer than I have to
Somft: ????
Somft: oh!
Somft: Tsukki has synesthesia, in this case when he sees people he associates them with colors, for example Hinata is orange but Kageyama is, navy blue right?
Mesosaur: Yeah
Milkman: same
Tangerine: except instead of colors he associates numbers with people!!! usually based on jersey number, which is why oikawa is 1!!!
D(e)adchi: Wouldn't I be 1 then?
Milkman: as much as I hate it, Oikawa was my teammate first. youre the second 1, so youre 12. i dunno why, thats just how it works
Tangerine: its kina weird, like noya-senpai is 24 because iwaizumi is 4 but tanaka-senpai is 5, not onion head!
Cryptid: Is it with all people? what would you do with like, kiyoko and yachi then?
Mesosaur: Has this just become an interrogation now
Milkman: not everyone, just people i talk to a lot. kiyoko is 0, yachi is 24, idk why
Princess: Are any people the same color, Tsukishima?
Mesosaur: You're joining the interrogation too?
Mesosaur: Nobody's the exact same color. Tanaka and Suga are both grey, but Suga's is lighter and Tanaka's has more of a brown hue to it, for example.
Mesosaur: They can change too. The King used to be a deep red, which is why I called him King, it changed to navy blue after our first real match against Aoba Johsai.
Milkman: why do you still call me king then?
Mesosaur: To piss you off.
Milkman: fuck you
Mesosaur: No thanks.
Sugamama: OKAY THEN thank you for sharing this with us, however don't you kids have class?
HottieBaldie: oop-
Smol n Sour: gotta blast
HottieBaldie and Smol n Sour have gone offline
Tangerine: funny story...
Tangerine has gone offline
Milkman: and what if i skip?
Sugamama: :)
Milkman has gone offline
Kin.NoShit: That wasn't even toward me and I feel threatened
Cryptid: same
Queen: class time children
Kin.NoShit and Cryptid have gone offline
E.NoShit: You're only a year older than us???
Queen: :)
E.NoShit: YES MA'AM
E.NoShit has gone offline
Mesosaur: sigh
D(e)adchi: What was that Young Man?
Mesosaur: SIGH
Somft: kei
Mesosaur has gone offline
Somft has gone offline
Sugamama: whipped
Mesosaur has come online
Mesosaur: I heard someone talking shit
Sugamama and D(e)adchi have gone offline
Mesosaur has gone offline
Queen: Sigh
Princess: We still on for tonight?
Queen: Of course!
Queen and Princess have gone offline
[A/N: I have no clue what this is I just wanted Tsukki and Kags with synesthesia and it ended up a chatfic with some Kiyoyachi.]
