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This is inspired loosely by Jessica Kellgren-Fozard, who has a Youtube channel mostly about being a disabled lesbian, and her content is great! The story itself, though, is inspired by my day so far...
The video opened to show a few clips, mainly of a brunet man smiling and another dark haired man looking exasperated (but also smiling and, when he wasn't rolling his eyes, looking lovingly at the other) cuddled up to each other or kissing, interspersed along with images of a decorated christmas tree, a clear jar of cookies, and a hand (likely belonging to the brunet, considering how pale it was) opening an advent calendar to reveal a present-shaped chocolate (which he then ate half of, giving the other half to the darker man without breaking it off, leading him to end up kissing the paler to get his half). The montage faded out to show the same brunet, now sitting in bed in a vintage looking dress under a sweatshirt that looked suspiciously like the one the dark haired man wore in a few of the pictures.
"Hello lovelies!" The brunet beamed, waving to the camera and leaning forward a bit from where he rested against the headboard. "Welcome back to vlogmas! This video's a bit different because, as you can see," he patted his bed, "I'm not having the best day."
"I woke up this morning like normal, and then it's quite a bit of a blur so Iwa-chan," he waved to someone off camera, assumedly near the doorway, "will tell you guys what happened."
"Tooru's a dumbass, that's what happened," a lower, slightly gravelly voice said as the dark-haired man from the intro came on screen, wearing a hoodie and jeans as he sat next to the brunet, somewhat gingerly.
"Hajimeeeeeee!" Tooru whined. "It wasn't even my fault!"
"You decided to stay standing up instead of asking for help."
Tooru pouted because, well, Hajime wasn't wrong, but he still didn't like it. "You engaged this 'dumbass,' so hah." He stuck his tongue out childishly, before turning back to the camera.
"I did, didn't I." Hajime now had a soft smile on his face, kissing his fiance on the temple (who giggled a bit) before going on with the story. "I woke up as Tooru got out of bed, did't think much of it until I heard a thud from the bathroom. He didn't call out, wasn't taking a shower, and there are plenty of places to sit in the bathroom so obviously I was worried."
"Good news, I'm fine, my low blood pressure just decided to be extra rude but I'm resting and I've drank lots of water!"
"Wanna tell them the bad news, love?"
Tooru looked sheepish. "Well, for one, I have a headache now, we don't think I hit my head but it's not like the normal ones I get, I don't have a concussion at least."
"And?"
"And... somewhere between sitting on the counter to wash my hands and waking up on the floor, I must've hit my bad knee or something. I haven't been able to get up much all day, even when I could mostly stand up without getting dizzy. It was only a couple hours ago, it's, what, noon?" He looked at his fiance, who checked his phone and nodded. "So it's hardly weird that I'm still dizzy, and I don't think my knee is swelling up so I probably didn't mess it up that bad."
"Anyways, there isn't much of a video today since that whole mess happened, I don't think you guys wanna watch me lay in bed, watching k-dramas and bugging my fiance, so this might be the end of the video? Might not, who knows."
The video cut out and came back on in a different location, the brunet was once again alone but now on a couch, and the natural light that was coming in earlier was no longer there. "I talked Iwa-chan into helping me get to the living room, since I was getting bored but my knee's swelled a bit so I can't walk very well on my own. He's over there making dinner," the camera turned and zoomed in to where Hajime was working in the kitchen, who looked up at Tooru's words and waved slightly before turning back to the pan. "I closed it out earlier but I wanted to give you guys an update on how I was doing, plus the traffic outside picked up so it wasn't a very good outro anyways. Goodbye lovelies, thank you for watching, happy vlogmas!"
The video went to the end title screen, the couple standing in front of a snowy mountain as Tooru showed off his ring, from the day he was proposed to less than a month ago. There was more time than the end screen usually lasted, though, and it cut away once again to show a scene from earlier, Tooru and Hajime still on the bed.
"The Grand King, captain of the Seijo Volleyball Club, 3rd best high school setter in the nation, taken down by his own stupidity and a trip to the bathroom. I hope Tobio watches this so he can see you now."
"Mean Iwa-chan!"
[A/N: Yeah I woke up this morning and then woke up again 10 minutes later on the floor of my bathroom. I have genetic hypotension so it's not exactly weird, but I did fuck up my ankle (probably on the way off the counter) which is one of my weakest points, even in comparison to normal people. After like 2 glasses of water I could get up mostly fine again but my leg hurts worse than earlier which is quite rude if you ask me.]
