There Goes My Life (Joe Burrow)✔

2. Joe Gets A Surprise 😱

Song of the Chapter

Tequila Sunrise by the Eagles

Joe

The bright sun peeping through my

window caused me to groan as I

opened my eyes.

Damn,my head is pounding.

Jesus, you would think i would learn from this bullshit but I never do.

I roll over and find that the other side of the bed is empty.

Hell,it figures.

No worries.

Blondie will be back when she needs some more action.

And who better to give it to her than yours truly here.😎

Wine,dine,69......it's what I do.

I slowly emerged from my bed and fell straight on my ass as I did.

"Damn it" I muttered.

Seriously, why the hell do I do this?

I was trying to pull myself off the floor when I heard my phone ring.

Okay...now the one question is......where in God's name is my phone?

I hear it but I sure as hell don't see it.

Shit.

My phone keeps ringing as I search for it through the pile of sheets that went down with me as I fell on my ass.

All right ya little shit.....ya gotta be around here somewhere.

Finally I stood up (somehow) and staggered over to the night stand and there was the little noise maker that was not helping my aching head.

"Aha...there ya are." I smirked. "Now I'm gonna shut ya up."

With that, I picked up the phone and smirked as I spoke into it with my drunk,sultry voice.

"Hey there,sexy."

"Burrow? My God,are you all right?"

Awww shit....it's coach!

Isn't this grand?

Here i am trying to charm my way into my boss's pants!

Jesus,why????