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Wonderwall by Oasis
Joe
Well,folks,remember that nap i got this afternoon?
Well, that was pretty much the extent of my sleeping. 💤
Baby Naomi has been awake every hour through the night.
Man,she loves to eat.
And don't even get me started on the diapers.
I have no damn idea how to put one on.
So at this moment....I have wrapped her little butt in two towels.
Don't judge me.
At that moment, she is crying.
And I don't know what the hell is wrong.
She just ate so I know she can't be hungry.
And I just put two clean towels on her little baby butt so that can't be the problem either.
Good Lord,who knows?
Anyway......at the moment.....Naomi was safely laying on the couch as I tried to make her laugh by blowing on her belly.
Between that and me making highly silly faces at her, she began giggling like crazy.
I'll be damned I'm a genius.
Just call me Joe the baby whisperer.
Hey, i can freaking do this.
I may be washing a LOT of towels for the little tushy but damn I've got this.
At that moment, the doorbell rang.
Have you ever noticed that my doorbell rings a lot?
What can I say? I'm friggin' popular.
When ya got it like that,ya know?😎
Anyway, I picked Naomi up and walked over to the door.
I answered it and oh my Lord,there stood a bombshell.
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There Goes My Life (Joe Burrow)✔
Literatura Feminina"There goes my future " Warning- This book contains some language,sexual activities, sexual innuendos, and alcohol use.
