While watching The Quiet Place

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All of us: *watching the movie in my basement, eating chips*

Take note that Capsicle has already watched this movie so Me and Octavian continue to ask her all of the questions

Kermit: Why did she get pregnant again

Octavian: Yeah, why

Capsicle: idk they just did

Kermit: But how did they like, stay quiet??

Octavian: *laughs manically* WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT??!!??

Kermit: What? Seriously, how did they stay quiet?? And do they think that trying to give birth to one is just going to be quiet???

Capsicle: idk prob not

Kermit: jesus christ office jim and blonde hela are so dumb

Octavian: *hiding under a blanket watching tik tok*

Movie: someone dies idk who i wasn't paying any attention*

Kermit: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED THEY JUST GOT KILLED FUCK THE FUCK THAT SPIDER SKELETON TURKEY SKIN THING JUST ATE THEM

Octavian: *screaming from under the blanket* IDK WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT AHHHHHHHHHHJUFKJBSHKF

Capsicle: *screaming in monotone*

Movie: continues on

Kermit: *coming back down the stairs after getting more chips* wait what the fuck is happening now

Capsicle: *eyes wide and scared face on*

Octavian: *crying under the blanket*

Kermit: *looks over to see the blonde hela preggo mommy step on a nail* HOLSFHIUSKWsbncfuj%kqjkn<jruohwks fajjahhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKUJAESFGHBNKJGWELBTFG WHAT THE HELL FGIAJEGFKAJ,F , WHAT THE FUCK AERUGJFQAKJLFHGJLAOEFJK, AHHHHHHHHH

Capsicle: *Wincing and screaming but still looking*

Octavian: *crying under the blanket still*

Kermit: screaming

Capsicle: screaming

Octavian: screaming

Movie: blonde hela preggo mommy gives birth in a bathtub

Kermit: 

Capsicle: 

Octavian: *still crying, but really quiet*

Kermit: 

Capsicle: 

Movie: Continues on

Kermit: does anyone want some fries? dq is like two blocks away and my mom said sure

Capsicle: oh totally sure

Octavian: *coming out of her blanket* yeah let's go get some fries I'm so hungry

Kermit: let's go then 

All of us: *leaves*



the end



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