All of us: *watching the movie in my basement, eating chips*
Take note that Capsicle has already watched this movie so Me and Octavian continue to ask her all of the questions
Kermit: Why did she get pregnant again
Octavian: Yeah, why
Capsicle: idk they just did
Kermit: But how did they like, stay quiet??
Octavian: *laughs manically* WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT??!!??
Kermit: What? Seriously, how did they stay quiet?? And do they think that trying to give birth to one is just going to be quiet???
Capsicle: idk prob not
Kermit: jesus christ office jim and blonde hela are so dumb
Octavian: *hiding under a blanket watching tik tok*
Movie: someone dies idk who i wasn't paying any attention*
Kermit: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED THEY JUST GOT KILLED FUCK THE FUCK THAT SPIDER SKELETON TURKEY SKIN THING JUST ATE THEM
Octavian: *screaming from under the blanket* IDK WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT AHHHHHHHHHHJUFKJBSHKF
Capsicle: *screaming in monotone*
Movie: continues on
Kermit: *coming back down the stairs after getting more chips* wait what the fuck is happening now
Capsicle: *eyes wide and scared face on*
Octavian: *crying under the blanket*
Kermit: *looks over to see the blonde hela preggo mommy step on a nail* HOLSFHIUSKWsbncfuj%kqjkn<jruohwks fajjahhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKUJAESFGHBNKJGWELBTFG WHAT THE HELL FGIAJEGFKAJ,F , WHAT THE FUCK AERUGJFQAKJLFHGJLAOEFJK, AHHHHHHHHH
Capsicle: *Wincing and screaming but still looking*
Octavian: *crying under the blanket still*
Kermit: screaming
Capsicle: screaming
Octavian: screaming
Movie: blonde hela preggo mommy gives birth in a bathtub
Kermit:
Capsicle:
Octavian: *still crying, but really quiet*
Kermit:
Capsicle:
Movie: Continues on
Kermit: does anyone want some fries? dq is like two blocks away and my mom said sure
Capsicle: oh totally sure
Octavian: *coming out of her blanket* yeah let's go get some fries I'm so hungry
Kermit: let's go then
All of us: *leaves*
the end
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