my rant and art and everything else book

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Just as a guide, I will use these as our names:

Kermit-the ginger with too many rainbows and references, the gayest one (by the way me)

Octavian-the short angry brunette one with conservative parents, the pan one

Capsicle-the intellectual blonde that knows how to use a lightsaber, the bisexual one

Kermit: I'm gonna need to pee in about 10, maybe 11 minutes 

Octavian: Since when have I ever been a wholesome Christian girl??

Kermit and Octavian after Capsicle is almost run over by a semi at a crosswalk: How the FUCK are you not dead??!?!??

Capsicle: *with a completely neutral face and monotone voice* When I find out, I will not tell you.

I think that's all for today. My mind is slowly deteriorating by the pure cringness that I have just witnessed.

Farewell Breadsticks

-Kermit