has anyone ever wanted to dress up in drag and have a teaparty with Nicholas Cage?
have you ever wanted to spontaneously order and keyboard on amazon and learn mozart?
ever wanted to become a crossroads demon and taunt sam and dean by appearing right outside of the trap and tap dance away in a scarlet cocktail dress with ruby red stilettoes on?
ever wanted to become the purple power ranger and turn into a grape?
ever wanted to go to Starbucks and get a frappe with Paul Bettany?
because i'VE NEVER
My mood is dead i am a goose you are a turkey i need a lego to eat
YOU ARE READING
my rant and art and everything else book
Humorjust read it please it might just make you happy today very much mature, read to you're own *wheezes* eXpEnSe