"Hey, runt-monkey, get down here..." Who the fuck...?
"Her name is Paz, Cee.." Reqy?
"Okay, Spaz. Wake the fuck up."
Oh yeah, that's right. I was about to embark on a journey with a bitchy She-Daemon, my half-brother of a He-Daemon, the princess of Gengia, a douche bag, and some random woman who was already missing. For. A. Fucking. Rock. Greeat.
"Fuck off.." I growled.
Then silence ensued. I poked open my left eye to see if they got up and left me the hell alone. I was proven horribly wrong when the She-Daemon bitch welcomed me with a fucking bullet flying towards my right foot. It barely missed me by an inch, but it was enough to send me hurling towards the ground. As my poor face was heading towards it's unfortunate destination, I let out a colorful string of obscenities. Most of them started with the letter "F"...
THUD!
Well... Déjà- fuckity fucking vu! I thought sarcastically. I heard various snickers and laughs around me; courtesy of one princess, a jerk-off, and the asshole who tried to shoot my foot. Then I locked my eyes on Reqy, and he was trying his damn hardest not to laugh. I glared at him with a look that said, 'it's not fucking funny...she's an ass'. He just shrugged nonchalantly, dismissing my inward scolding towards the outright asshole-ness of his fucking girlfriend.
The She-Daemon bitch was his girlfriend... right? I scoffed, that doesn't fucking matter, why should I start playing "curious little sister" now? I don't give a shit if this bitch is Reqy's "squeeze".
After mentally cursing the She-Daemon and everybody within a 5 mile radius around me to the fiery pits of hell, I sat up groggily and rubbed the aching part of my head that had just smacked unceremoniously against the ground.
"What.The.Fuck." I was practically seething at this point. It wasn't exactly my cup up freaking tea to get woken up with a bullet in my foot.
"You wouldn't get up. So I shot at you." she replied with a smirk. I rolled my my eyes, I can see that you bitch. She then stared at me expectantly. What now?!
"What?" I hissed. She looked at me as if I was the dumbest person in the world, "Well, aren't you going to get up? Or do you want me to come at you with Requim's mace next?"
I scowled and then glared at Reqy, "Control your fucking girlfriend." I muttered as I got up on my feet. I watched in slight amusement when his pale-ass Daemon face, if it even were possible, flushed.
"S-she's N-not my-" he sputtered, but the She-Daemon beat him to the cut. "We aren't anything of the sort" she said coolly. I narrowed my eyes and looked at her skeptically. They seemed like they were a little more than "friends" when she practically pummeled the damn dragon to a complete oblivion for eating him.
"Um... If you guys are done your tedious arguing..." a soft voice chimed annoyingly, "What do you think we should do with the dragon's heart?"
I turned my head to see who these irritating word's belonged to. It was "Nat" a.k.a the princess of GenGia. As I stared at the princess, all I could think of was why the hell would she be after the immortality stone for? I mean, she already has a fucking kingdom. Now she wants immortality? What the flying fuck?!
I snorted, "Why are you in such a hurry... princess?"
She stiffened visibly and glared at me, " Don't.Call.Me.That."
I frowned mockingly, "What? You don't like the nickname?"
"No." she seethed.
At this, the She-Daemon raised a questioning eyebrow, "It's just a nickname kiddo."
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The Gathering: Race For Immortality
FantasyWhat would you do for Immortality? Would you kill? Sell your soul? What would you give? The rumors have spread, the tales have been told. The lives have been lost, the race for immortality still rages on. Since man could first walk, could think, cou...
