Boris Johnson solo fic

Chapter 1

Boris Johnson was now handling brexit after Theresa failed. He is feeling so stressed and worked up. He has left his poor wife with cancer but that was not his problem anymore.

He sighed it had been a long day of meetings and arguments. He now sat alone in the conference room. All of the adrenaline from that day started to move south to his tiny penis.

Eventually he gave in. He wrapped his wrinkly hands around his tiny dick. He started to move his old hands up and down using his own precome as lube. Soon he was fully erect and desperate for release. He started moving faster up and down. Short strokes.

He moaned "aughhh"
Faster and faster he went until he felt a heat start pooling in his chubby stomach.

He moaned and groaned over and over.

Then his tiny cock started spurting white cum all over the desk.
As he orgasmed he yelled
"Matt Hancock"

Boris Johnson had had a crush on Matt for awhile now.

Then all of a sudden MATT HANCOCK WALKED IN!!!!!

"Oh my Winnie the Pooh" Matt a gasped
He tried to leave but then he saw the cum all over the table.

"Uhh Matt I am very sorry" Boris explained "I was just-"

Then Matt collected some of Bojos cum off of the table and put it in his mouth. He moaned loudly was he tasted the salty taste.

"As good as Brexit!" Matt shouted

To be continued...