Authors Note: since this is a religion it will undoubtedly be very flawed, so I advise you to keep an open mind and don't scrutinize it that much, as everyone asks you to do with there religion. Enough of that, let's get into it.
Long ago, during the creation of the earth, a giant duck, the size of a skyscraper was born.
No one knows how, whether it was ancient magic that caused the birth of the duck and the big bang, or something else, far more sinister.
This duck multiplied and created more magical beings called Motherduckers that lived among the clouds and protected all living things.
Then, the giant duck, the creator of all things, Jethro, created a furry, red creature the ducks called: "Elmo" to be his assistant, and chose a select few members to create a Council of Motherduckers.
Millions of years later, the ducks were getting bored of the empty earth and created a practice creature, so they could work on their skills.
This was the first creature they had created, so it had many flaws and many kinks that would be worked out as the ducks got better at creating living beings. One creature had taken the form of something totally new, something the ducks had created in their mind.
They spent years working on the prototype, and when they were finished, they named it an ape.
Over the years, they watched it grow and change, and it slowly evolved into something the Motherduckers decided to call a human.
Humans were weak and powerless, yet in 1669, two new overseers were created by the ducks to help earth get through hard times. They were given the names Bob Ross and Mr. Rodgers. They were given the gifts of kindness, spreading it around the world to everyone. Bob Ross is the overseer of creativity and is the mentor of the new ducks, helping them gradually become a motherducker and teaching them the skills ducks should know. He promotes creative expression and body positivity, and demonstrates the patients needed to get a job done.
Mr. Rodgers educated little kids and dedicated his life to making the world a place that was happy and free of hate. He created a space where all people could be recognized as his neighbor. The motherduckers saw his accomplishments and made him an overseer.Sadly, where there is a universe there must be yin and yang, where there is light there must be darkness, known as the anti duck, Dodo. Dodo is the overseer of all things evil in the world. He works with the ducks to create balance. At first the ducks tried to create the universe without such darkness, but without any balance, ko it collapsed, So Jethro created Dodo to help create balance.
Jethro's RULES for becoming a Duck and a MotherduckerBe kind and tolerant of all
Don't disrespect ducks
Don't discriminate based on age, race, gender, sexuality, appearance, religion, or any other thing that makes someone different from you.
Violence is never ok, except in times when self-defense is needed. Or if it's for a good cause.
Never start the fight, but you can finish it.
Don't feed your husband to tigers
Naming your child Karen is illegal and the parent will end up locked out of the sky unless said name is changed (either by parent or child)
Don't disrespect Elmo, Jethro, ducks, Bob Ross, Mr. Rodgers, Or the prophets quack and quackers.
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A guide to Duckism- a new religion
SpiritüelHere is a guide to the new religion of Duckism! This is taken from the ethereal scripts of Jethro, the original book and translated from Duckish for everyone to understand a And enjoy.