Love or War-A Fiolee Story

Chapter 14 - Drunk is the Way to Go

Marshall Lee's P.O.V.

" Axel, you are a shit head with a tomboy girlfriend. What do you think!"

I said with a drunk voice.

Julian had gone out for beers and we had gotten hammered.

" Shut up, you life sucker!"

"Heheheheheheeh"

Sky and Raven were the closest to sober so they could be able to fly their boyfriends safely home.

" You guys are totally insane. I'm gonna call Fionna for back up."

Raven said heading to the phone.

" You go do that. Since that's the only you CAN do. Hhehehehehehe."

I am so drunk.

Heheheheheherh.......ducks.

Hhhhehehehhehehehehehhe.

Raven's P.O.V

I was calling Fionna to come over and help control these buffoons, but also to help with Marshall Fionna's relationship.

A few mistakes were made, whatever, get over it you whiny babies.

*beeb, boop, beep, booop*

*ring* *ring*

" Hello?"

Said the voice from the other line.

" Hello? Is this Fionna?"

" Yes. To whom am I speaking with?"

" It's me, Raven."

" RAVEN!!!!!!!! I haven't heard from you guys for a long while, even though we saw each other yesterday!"

She screamed through the phone.

She still had that humor.

" We've missed you too Fionna!"

I said with keen.

" So what's up?"

" Well, I just wondering if you could do us a favor?"

" Alright. what is it?"

" Well, you see, Marshall Lee and the rest of the guys are drunk and I was hoping you could help Sky and I to control them."

Fionna was quiet.

"What does drunk mean?"

I laughed back.

I had forgotten about what Marshall Lee had told me.

She was still pure.

" It's when you have drank too much alcohol and you act strange.....in a funny way."

Atleast that's the definition of it in MY vocabulary.

Fionna, again, was quiet and then laughed her butt off.

" I'll comer over as soon as I can, I'm definitely bringing the camera!!"

I Laughed in response and hung up.

" She's coming."

I confirmed Sky.

"Great, because now they're starting play truth or dare."

Sky spent the rest of our time making fun the guys and waiting for Fionna.

Fionna opened the door with no knock raising her hand that held a camera recorder.

" Okay, so where are the drunkies!?"

We laughed.

" Bunny Rabbit!!"

Marshall yelled.

He stumbled towards her and gave her a hug.

" Oh Fionna, I've missed you so much."

Fionna turned bright red, but then hugged back.

" Me too."

Marshall had ruined the moment by breaking the hug three seconds later and by trying to touch her butt.

" MARSHALL LEE!!!!!"

She said with a shriek.

" Whaaaaat?? I just wanted Some of that nice ass."

Fionna's face showed embarrassment and shock.

She had left Marshall and walked towards me.

" What's going on?! Why is he acting this way!?"

She seemed disturbed and creeped out.

But then again, everybody is when it comes Marshall Lee.

" It's okay Fionna. He'll just act like this until he passes out and then wakes up in the morning."

She still seemed uncomfortable.

" How about we of something else."

" Like?"

Finally my dream will come true!!!

" A GIRLS NIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

" Oh dear."

Said Sky.

" May Glob help us all."