Niall
"Holy shit!" Louis exclaimed. "You guys fucked?"
"Yes, Louis. Shout it out louder next time, though. I'm not sure Australia heard ya."
"I'm sorry it's just so..." He paused and made an explosion noise. I laughed and rolled my eyes.
"So how did it happen?"
"I'm not telling you thatmuch about Harry taking my virginity." I sighed and lie back on my bed putting the phone on speaker and placing it on my pillow.
"Was there at least some sort of sexy role play?" I hummed in response, smiling as I reflected back on that night, which had only taken place two nights before.
"Ooh did you guys do the sexy cop and robber foreplay? Ooh! Or or or did you guys reenact your kidnapping but where Harry-"
"Jesus Christ, Louis," I laughed. "No. We did something that was...Jesus, it was waysexier than that."
"Please don't keep me in suspense. I want to know!"
"Isn't it weird wanting to know about your best mate's sex life?" I teased.
"Just looking for some ideas for me and Liam." I gasped and my eyes widened.
"You and Liam?" I asked. "Holy shit, are you guys together now?" Louis stayed silent, and I groaned in anticipation.
"Louis," I whined. He began laughing, making me huff and frown.
"Isn't so great being left in suspense, huh?"
"Ugh, I guess not. Look, confirm your relationship with Liam for me, then I'll tell you what Harry and I did."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Okay so Liam invited me to his family's New Years party thing and that's when he asked me out. We even shared a New Years kiss. I'm just so happy now, you know?" I smiled.
"Bro, me too. I've secretly wanted you guys together for almost two years. Finally!"
"So what did you and Harry do?" I rolled my eyes and flipped over onto my stomach.
"Well," I started, "a few weeks ago, Harry and I were talking about what sort of...you know...kinks we had. Harry told me his were uh, pet roleplay, begging, and a boys in makeup kink."
"Fuck, Harry has the best kinks," Louis exasperated. I laughed, agreeing with him.
"So he asked me what mine were, and honestly, I had no fucking clue. I had never even thought about what sort of shit I wanted to do in the bedroom. But uh...the daddy kink popped into my head and I sort of just blurted it."
"So does Harry let you call him daddy now?"
"Would you fucking let me finish? Jesus."
"Sorry sir. As you were saying." I let out a sigh and rolled my eyes.
"Well...I," I paused, embarrassed by what I was about to tell Louis. "I uh...I went onto eBay and I uh...I bought some, Jesus Christ this is really embarrassing. I bought some cat ears and a tail for his pet role kink."
"Oh my fucking God," Louis breathed. "You fucking wore cat ears and a tail for him?"
"Yeah."
"Liam and I need to try that." I started laughing, shaking my head and my best friend's weirdness.
"So yeah Harry and I did...it and I was dressed as a cat." I started laughing again. "It was pretty great, though. He called my kitten half the time and hey, that was pretty fucking hot."
"Please tell me you called him daddy. I swear to God if you didn't call him daddy at least once, I'm going to jump out of my fucking window." I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah, I called him daddy." I heard Louis shout, "Fuck yes," making me laugh.
"You have the best boyfriend ever to be honest, let's trade." I shook my head and laughed.
"No thanks. Liam isn't my type." Louis gasped and quickly called me rude saying more like I wasn't Liam's type.
"Right, right. Your type is kidnappers." I scoffed.
"I hope you choke on a dick."
"I hope it's Liam's."
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I try so hard to be funny, but I feel like I'm not. Whoops.
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I love how people make those cool little trailers for their books, like I wish I so bad that I could do that but I'm shit at video editing.
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I'm at school right now on my phone typing this up and I should be doing Chemistry right now. BADASS ALERT.
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