Various! Transformers: Animated Series x Princess! Robot! Oc Insert (Discont.)

S1 Episode 5: Total Meltdown

It's about dusk at the Autobot base. "We still have a lot to learn about Earth customs.", Optimus said, standing before the other Autobots, who were sitting in their new living room.

"And the best way is to keep our optical and audio sensors open.", Serenity said, as she steeped next to Optimus Prime. "So let's get started!", Bulkhead said, full of excitement, as he let his back pads lower, making a chair for himself.

"We got over 500 hundred channels to monitor.", Optimus said. Prowl then turned on the TV to show a woman putting gas into a car.

"That looks like that hurts.", Prowl said. A pain expression on Bulkhead's face.

But the TV goes on to 2 cars racing at each other and then colliding. "Ouch!", Serenity said, hugging her elbows.

Prowl gasped. "Not as much as that.", Prowl said.

He then quickly changes the channel to what looks like a wrestling show. The speaker of the show is a man dressed in a white suit and has a grey overcoat.

"Do you ever dream of being thinner? Taller? Faster? Even stronger? Well these people did.", the announcer said. The video goes on to show a picture of a old man and a overweight woman.

"And they turned their dream into a reality!", the announcer continued. The pictures then run around to show the old man to be strong and the woman skinny.

"And you can do that too. With my biochemical makeover.", the announcer concluded. "Huh, human upgrades. What will they think of next.", Optimus said.

"Who knows, Optimus. Maybe they will put wheels on their feet, like Bee suggest. Hey, where is Bee?", Serenity asked. Before someone could answer, the speaker on the TV continued.

"Hi there, I'm Prometheus Black and I can transform you. If you still aren't convinced then you better watch one of my greatest biochemical successors in action. You see them everyday. They clean your house. They teach your children. And they take your jobs. Tonight, men will triumph over machine in a fight to the finish!", the announcer stated. "What ram-damaged impaired part would agree to such a degrading spectacle?", Ratchet asked.

"Representing the machine I give you...", the announcer continued. A figure in a white robe stepped out into the center of the arena and then threw off the cloak to reveal...

"Bumblebee.", Prometheus finished. "WHAT!", Bulkhead yelled out, as he spits out his oil.

"Hey! Good evening, Detroit!", Bumblebee yelled out. "And representing the human race I give you Cyrus the Colossus.", Prometheus said.

A tiny man with greenish skin stepped out of the shadows. "That's a human?", Bulkhead asked.

"Must be a new model.", Prowl said. "Good luck and may the best MAN win.", Prometheus concluded.

"Don't worry little guy, I'll go easy on you.", Bumblebee said, hunching down to Colossus height. "Don't do me any favors machine.", Cyrus added.

The bell rung, but the tub like things began pumping into the tiny man's back, causing him to become, well not the little anymore. "Who's the little guy now?", Cyrus asked, mockingly.

Bumblebee and Sari (who was watching on the sidelines) could only look at him in fear. Colossus grab Bee's head and threw him into the cables causing him to bounce back and get hit again by Colossus arm.

Meanwhile Captain Fanzone was sitting in the luxury box trying to get the machine to give him the right condiment on his hotdog. But, this resulted in him not only getting the wrong condiment, but also making a mess on his hand and napkins going all over the place.