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Chapter ♦ 4

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Zylith.

I have tons of excitements in my life. I used to call it stress but I feel much better now that I started calling it excitement.

Yeah, that's what I am calling all the fear-striking shrieking and panic attacks I portrayed in front of the residence of the chancellor manor. Had to act crazy, orders from above.

"OH MY GOSH! SOMEONE! SOMEONE SAVE ME. OH GOD! HELP! HELP ME PLEASE!" I rushed out of the room and sprinted around the corridors of the mansion screaming with every atom of my being. A bit exaggerated but...you get the picture. Acting wacky is what I am awesome at anyway. When I noticed people (not sure who) gathering around me, I cried with more violence than any gale. I was full on bonkers now.

"Th-There...The chancellor! Someone...SOMEONE MURDERED THE CHANCELLOR! GOD! BLOOD!!! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!" I'd gone from hysterics to hanging by a thread, a transformation no one knew how to reverse. And then, to confer the scene an exceptionally dramatic ending, I hit the floor into an unconscious trance. Okay you got me; I was pretending to be unconscious. But everybody bought the act. And I personally think I did a pretty good job at it.

There was a great deal of yelps and shrieks around the mansion after my awesome performance. Basically the mansion was quivering with anxious hollers as I lay knocked out on the cold concrete floor.

After a while, I was carried off to some room and was laid on fluffy covers, probably a bed. The bed, with its silken mattress was the most comfortable bed I had ever laid on. I slowly pressed my cheek to the cool velvet pillow while the thick irresistibly soft comforter enveloped me like a billowing cloud. It had been a long night and for once, I was relieved to rest my weary body. Warmth and darkness encased me and I felt myself succumbing to the call of sleep. But I forgot that I was presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour.

How should I put it, my luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb in a grand lottery. Yes, that's it; because I find no better way to describe my sorry excuse of a life. And yes, you guessed it right! These guys in the chancellor mansion were trying to screw me all over again. Should I shout out a 'Bingo!' for you now?

"Please, this way doctor. Would you please take a look at the lady? She has been unconscious for quite a while now. We are not sure what exactly happened to her."

Erm...Excuse me! It's not been quite a while yet. I had been unconscious for hardly twenty minutes now. Okay thirty! Give or take a minute or two. But come on! Can't I take a breather after all the shit that I had to go through today? God! Have you heard of a thing called mercy?

"Hmm! Let me give her a check-up." No check-ups please! I am the peachiest mammal alive.