Opinions on Disney Ships II

Lumsworth (Lumiere x Cogsworth)

Requested by: @alice71233

I REEEEAAAALLLLY hope I tagged that right.

So I had a lot of fun with the last Chapter, and I spent way too much time on it, which is why it got delayed by a day.

Now let's talk about a Clock and Candle dating, because this Book lost anything even related to common sense in Chapter two.

Cogsworth and Lumiere are... interesting and I'm a little biased here.

On one hand, they're basically just the really nice upbeat dumbass x kinda rude, constantly tired smartass. Think Spongebob and Squidward... or don't... please don't.

Something tells me I should stop writing these at like 3 am.

Anyways, on the other Hand... I could never really see them as a Couple.

I mean actually, scratch that, I could see them as a Couple, but also not really.

It's complicated.

My main issue with this Ship is that they're French, so there's no way to tell if they're gay or just really horny-

I sincerely apologize to the entire French Nation for that Joke. I'm in France right now, please don't Guillotine me.

Yeah if you're from France, you'll probably get really offended by this, but I'm both German and American, so the French are my natural enemy.

This- this is truly remarkable, I'm completely neutral here.

I don't think it's bad, I don't think it's really good either. I can't see it ever happening, and at the same time I can.

This is really confusing, it's three am and I've abandoned all hopes of sleep because I think I found one of the worst ships of all time, if not the worst, but it's from My Hero Academia so I can't talk about it here.

All you need to know is that it's worse than Marielic. Yeah. I know. Somehow that's possible.

Anyway, Cogsworth and Lumiere are literally a talking Clock and a Candle, so why the hell not?

5/10. Just gonna stay completely neutral here.