A/N:
No, guys, this does not make fun of God whatsoever. I am Catholic anyways, so I won't make fun of God.
One day, a little boy was laying on the grass, looking up at the sky, wondering if God was really up in Heaven.
"God, are you up there?" the little boy called. God answered, "Why, yes, Johnny, what do you need?"
"Wow, you're really up there!" said little Johnny. "Well, God, I don't really need anything, but now that you ask, I was wondering: how long is a million years to you?"
"Well, Johnny, a million years to me is like a second," rumbled God.
"One second?!"
"Yes, Johnny, one second."
"Well, God, what is a million dollars worth up there in Heaven?"
"Oh, Johnny, a million dollars is worth one penny to me."
"Hey, God?"
"Yes, Johnny?"
"Can I get one of those pennies?"
"Why, yes, Johnny, in a second."
