𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. "babe seriously"

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chaos
help me surprise
adopting fischl

smol
what the heck?
surprise adopting?
u mean kidnapping?

chaos
u might call it kidnapping
i call it surprise adoption
ùwú

smol
dont uwu me u maniac

chaos

smolwhy do ya even wanna kidnapher?

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smol
why do ya even wanna kidnap
her?

chaos
bc her parents are stoopid
every time we plan sum
her parents already did
shit behind her back

smol
i can definitely see why
that's annoying but
kidnapping?
babe seriously?

chaos
yES
we gonna have a kid

smol
nah nah im not ready for
this shit m'am

chaos
ok but if i would ask
u to marry me and then
we surprise adopt her
would u say yes?

smol
yes to the marry part
no to the kid part

chaos
u sweet sweet idiot
fucking love u

smol
yeah yeah lyt
now go to bed it's 4am

chaos
naah i just drank a coffee

smol
why the fuck
u are so dense omg

chaos
ik🥰

smolu bitchremind me why i toldu the miya twins are myfav characters againu keep using them todivert my attention

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smol
u bitch
remind me why i told
u the miya twins are my
fav characters again
u keep using them to
divert my attention

chaos
ngl u kinda got the osamu
and bakugou vibes comin

smol
im still unsure if i should
like that bum bum boy
or not

chaos
babe u are literally him

smol
are u implying i have
anger issues

chaos
😺

smol

chaosohh u can slap meirl too if u wanna😏😏😏

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chaos
ohh u can slap me
irl too if u wanna
😏😏😏

smol
omfg stop b4 i come over

chaos
kinky😩✨✨

smol
ok that's it
u better hide ur sneaky
ass
im there in 10

chaos
yey surprise adopting
fischl🥰🥰

a/n for the record: no, the reader and xiao ain't a couple (yet??? do u wanna???)
they just causally flirt w/ each other so yeah they besties bc he's zhongli's bestie

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