chaos do u ever just,, step out ur door and suddenly get the feeling smth is missing?
noisy boy yeah im pretty sure u forget ur brain like all the time
chaos bennett i want a divorce😻
noisy boy jdiidjsj no stop i take it back i take it back
chaos u keep the children i get everything else
noisy boy omfg pls no u think i can handle three little shits? the first time i had to babysit klee jean's kitchen was on fire
chaos haha yeah i remember diluc was mad upset w/ u and klee
noisy boy diona is also v weird
chaos elaborate? she seems like the only normal kid we have ngl
noisy boy when margareth and her picked up sum stuff at dilucs work she mistook a glass of wine w/ grape juice and drank the whole thing in one go
chaos i- what????
noisy boy that wasnt even the weirdest part she didnt get drunk she said it tasted good and it was the best grape juice she had for a long time
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yeah u are dEFIantly keeping the children
noisy boy no pls i cant klee and diona aint even as weird as qiqi
chaos did i tell you about that time zhongli and i had to babysit her for a few hours
noisy boy no omg spill🍵
chaos does 'cocogoat' ring a bell in ur little bean brain
noisy boy eye- stOp but no? what is that?
chaos qiqi was like "i want cocogoat milk" zhongli and i were sO confused bc wtf is a cocogoat we searched the whole internet for that shit we couldnt figure out what she meant and she started crying so we called baizhu to ask him wtf is wrong w/ his daughter and why exactly is she craving for milk from sum imaginary animal and guess tf what
noisy boy bro ion💀💀 this shit sounds fucked up as hæl
chaos coco-goat milk u get it?
noisy boy dude what?
chaos lets switch things up a little coco-milk
noisy boy COCONUT MILK WHAT THE FUCK
chaos yup
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chaos so we got her that fucking coconut milk and explained there are no such things as cocogoats she was so shook like sister shook but yeah baizhu n changshen never asked us to babysit her again
noisy boy i feel kinda bad for them now but that story was top notch comedy gold
chaos so about our divorce my lawyer is keqing u practically lost
noisy boy oh yeah? my lawyer is xingqiu suck it, ex-waifu
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noisy boy wtf ok ok this shit scares me💀 u won
chaos i always do, ex-bastard
noisy boy is that so? so what about xiao? still in the friend zone, huh?🥰
